Corrupt a Wish

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

You get them, but then Quagmire jumps out and starts harrassing you! xP

I really wish I had a flying pink unicorn right about now. biggrin  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted I took the Unicorn from rainbow Unicorn attack and gave it a few gauges and a black dyeing. Now Adult Swim gets mad at you for seeing you with it and slap you with lawsuits.

I wish for a new slingshot.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Kage, you didn't make a wish!!! emo  

[Kurucode]

You have been granted a new slingshot when you and only you use it, it will brake and come back and the band will be tangled in your tail FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I wasn't going to die  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Well, TOO BAD! *jumps on you with a knife and stabs you repeatedly*

That being said and done, I wish I were a taco. 3nodding  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but i get hungry and cover you in ranch then eat you.
(I iz baad)

wish I had some chocolate milk to go with that spicy taco.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but the only chocolate milk machine for miles around is powered by blood, and you are the only thing here with blood.

I wish I had some milk to dip these cookies in... sad  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but you accidentally p***k your hand on the milk machine and get some lock jaw.

I wish Glue was actually edible, then little kids could eat it all day without worry.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted but in order to do that without upseting the balance of nature, the toxic-ness of glue would have to be transferred to jellybeans.

I wish there were furries in real life (like, not the kind in costumes, but real people who are half animal.)  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but now the ozone layer is destroyed by the masses of obnoxious people who burn their old clothes when they no longer want, need, or can wear them anymore.

I wish megaphones where even louder.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted. Everyone except for you has one, and uses it for every conversation.

I wish I was asleep already.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but you now have a pounding headache and a sign on your stomach saying 'go to doctor'.

I wish diet drinks never existed... darn cheaters.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but then people get all bitchy about not being able to diet and drink soda. So diet soda gets invented anyway.

I wish I could afford more music.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but the only music you're allowed to buy is really stupid stuff, like Hannah Montannah and Justin Beiber.

I wish my platypussy has a bellybutton! whee  

[Saga Shadow]

The bellybutton grows so huge that it swallows everything in the room.

I wish I had some bacon