The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[zavor_eklar]

Because its a childrens toy.

why did my tv eat my cat?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because your death becomes you



what is the reality of ones falsehood?  

[Wanderer Ankh]

That "They're here!"

Why do I hunger human flesh?  

[John Obake]

Mmmm. Taco bell.
What the best way to kill a Zombie?  

[miss brightsidee]

Spray it with air freshener.

Who came up with 'Step on a crack, break your mama's back.'?  

[Like O m g LOL]

A paranoid superstitious 60 year old.

Are you getting anyone anything for
Valentines Day?
Just curious. (;

 

[candyisi]

Yes! Cheese cake! And the person who gets it happens to be me... LOL xD

What killed all the dinosaurs?  

[Like O m g LOL]

George Bush.
With his stupidity.

How many licks does it take
to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[zavor_eklar]

i dont know i dropped it


who the hell thought of father christmas?  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

my father did. (lol...JJ... he would too)

why do my feet look deformed to me?  

[miss brightsidee]

Because you're not used to seeing 5 toes on one foot.

Should Alien be considered another language?  

[Wanderer Ankh]

I think we all know the answer to that one.

?sdrawkcab noitseuq siht gniska I ma yhW  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

because your looking in a mirror

how come I got so much extra gold to donate to RAG?  

[zavor_eklar]

seems a kidney fetchs a good price these days.

if i had a turnip for every apple i ever ate what then would i have? domokun  

[vegeta_ultimate999]

you would have that many turnips....duh...lol

if i keep posting in this forum will RAG flourish once again?