i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible b****.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:42 am
Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. rapc? ... Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end oic Though you could also say it's missing an e wtf is erap? * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
<_kr4m3r> so many f***ing criminals, its bulls*** heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" whatd u think they'd say? something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:44 am
HOW THE F*** CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahaha some girl just came onto our floor and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper" i just asked her what the paper was about and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism <`Neo> bahahahaha
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:47 am
so my dad found my porn folder and he was getting all pissed so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know" "i know dad" "what do you have to say for yourself?" at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "Cbiggrinocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes" and he just shut up what is it? its his porn folder
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404. *cries*, scary....
((I have the picture of this somewhere... I got it as a 404 error while NOT searching for porn... I don't remember WHAT I was searching for (if I had to guess, it was for epic pictures to use as desktop backgrounds)... it made me lol anyway))
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:49 am
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now <@Sony> ........... <@Sony> TMI TMI TMI <@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing Thanks for the info <@David> eh? <@David> d*** i meant PAID <@David> I get PAID today <@David> dammit
someone speak python here? HHHHHSSSSSHSSS SSSSS the programming language
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:53 am
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who me?! Yes you! Couldn't be! Then WHO?!! Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar! *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*** you i didn't touch the motherf***ing cookie, b****)
docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead c8info: Why? docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in f***ing EUROPE docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE docsigma2000: our f***ing phone bill is gonna be nuts c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour. docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! F*** F*** F*** docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for??? docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites. docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance. ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:55 am
Man, my p***s is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z wait, s***
don't you hate it when you s*** on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it ... what? oh s*** don't you hate it when you DROP s***