If Kirby swallowed you, what ability would he gain?

[C4pt4in_0bvious]

he would gain the ability to not care unless its a friend in need, as well as the power of shadow clone jitsu!  

[RegulatorVXIV]

EXTREME SARCASM GOOOOO!!!!!  

[ducksoup4pa]

If Kirby swallowed me?
Kirby woulld be a gaiafreek.  

[Mini-Skirtus]

If Kirby swallowed me, nothing would happen.  

[Vivi91]

He would carry around a large air horn and bug the crap out of golfers.  

[A Considerable Risk]

Kirby would gain the power of extreme laziness.

 

[Sojs]

He would become mangey :O

 

[TtheHero]

He would gain knowledge of anything and everything Nintendo, and gain the upper hand on all who oppose him.

Not only that, he'd be more generous and kind than ever. A gift-giver, even! biggrin  

[Kalathiss]

He would fall asleep from my extreme laziness. Oh, he would also destroy at any Nintendo game.  

[ShutoutShenowski]

The hate my life ability  

[IXReishenXI]

If he swalloed me I would be digested no powers come out of it  

[UnfaithfulBeans]

Hero Maul

The universe would implode.

Similar results come from Chuck Norris being swallowed.

Hahahaha
If Chuck was swallowed i would cry >.<  

[Nyphna Zero]

He would become much more intelligent, but he would eat so much more often.  

[Allegro]

Peter North powers.  

[ZesuBen]

He'd choke. I'm fat. D:

Alternatively, Kirby would have hair that looks awesome no matter what.