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Waltz With Wrath

PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:22 pm


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Queen of Hearts; oh, my!

Granted! However, you become so good at it that Gaia assumes you're botting and bans you. D:

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener. :3
PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:44 pm


Granted!
But you become so delicious, it starts the third World War!
>33

I wish that I didn't have to go to bed tonight!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:28 am


Granted! However, because you got no sleep you are groggy the next day, and while crossing the street you fall asleep and get hit by a bus.

I wish for it not to rain on the 4th of July so I can watch the fireworks. :3
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:08 am


Granted, but instead of rain a massive blizzard comes in and you get buried in snow and freeze to death.

I wish my bestest friend would come visit me.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:26 am


Wish granted!

But then your bestest friend gets in a air plane crash, somehow lives, but she is in the middle of Mormon-utopia, and gets sold off into a sect where she has to fight her way out of being married to a 69 year old horny pervert with 13 other wives under the age of 14. 3nodding

I wish more customers would come to my shop!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:30 pm


Granted, but each and every one of them likes it so much, they become your obsessive stalkers. It starts out slow--one of them gets your email account, or your IM. But eventually, you find a pack of them singing praises to you outside your very doorstep. You are reduced to a wreck and are admitted to a mental hospital because "the people just won't SHUT UP".

That was...long.

I wish my headphones weren't broken again.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:03 pm


Wish granted!

But then your ipod/Cd player/mp3 player whatever you have breaks!

EDIT: I wish I could fly!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:29 pm


Granted, but you get shot down by a missle because the government though you were a UFO.

I wish I met a friendly alien.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:44 pm


Granted, but you didn't like his face and ended up biting his arm. You got space rabies.

I wish I had an awesome TV.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:52 pm


Granted, but your TV is so awesome, all the shows you watch look like crap.

I wish Gaia had more emotes. rofl

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:54 pm


Granted and now there's so many that the page takes hours to load!

I wish I had colorful socks. =(
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:56 pm


Granted, but they are so colorful, bees think they are flowers and attack you.

I wish I had my own bedroom.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:59 pm


Granted, but its so crammed that you don't fit. You are forced to sleep on the floor outside.

I wish I didn't have plain brown eyes. x.x
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:01 pm


Granted, but to get rid of your plain brown eyes, they are gouged out and you bleed to death.

I wish I had a kitten.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:04 pm


Granted, but the kitten gains so much mass that it eventually explodes. RIP

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow!
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