Biohazard EXTREME's New Caption Contest

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man on the right: "Damn... And he's been takin' steroids too, so kickin' him in the groin won't work!"  

[NotteRequiem]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man on right: "Whatever gets you off, buddy."  

[Hanibal Rex]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man strangling Chris: "Yeah, your right."
Chris: "Really?"
MSC: "No" GRAGH!!!!
Chris: "Ohshi...!"  

[RoninFox]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man: "Tommy! Leroy! Set up the DVD player and bring out all the movies made by Marlon and Damon Wayans!"
Chris: "NOOOOOOOOOO! " gonk  

[UmbraGallus]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"

Man that has Chris: *closes mouth* You're right. We'll torture you with by making you play Resident Evil 4 and Final Fantasy 12 at the same time. Buahahaha.

Chris: ...Didn't see that one coming... gonk  

[bbaIla]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man: Oh yeah we can do much worse.
Chris: No worse then being alone in a mansion with rebecca*shudders*  

[XINVADER]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man: "Oh, we're not trying to kill you."
Chris: "What...? Oh God no!!!"  

[Kenshin1387]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man: "We're not going to kill you, we're taking you to talk to Al Sharpton."  

[Canas Renvall]

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you'll have to do better than that!"
Man: "Mr. Redfield, stop talking. Shh, this'll be all over soon. Heh, you've never had laughing gas, have you?"

^ I can relate. Wisdom teeth out yesterday. xd  

[UmbraGallus]

lol so he's at the dentist?  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Yeah... before you go to sleep/pass out, you get REALLY bubbly and talkative. Then you wake up with a throbbing head ache sometimes... and if it isn't a moral dentist... -_-; although, I'm sure that's just an urban legend.  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Alright! I have decided to finally judge! And now, my top three and an honorable mention

3rd:

REaceofclubs

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man to the Right: Better?! He has a F*cking v****a coming out of his mouth!

v****a mouths can be freaky... but they can also be FREA-KAY!!! Plus with recent facts of Capcom confirming that the enemies are again Las Plagas (Gamepro Sept. 2008, I know, but for some reason they send their magazines a month early.) that just disappoints MORE after they already stated that the enemies would be "not so much zombies, but not so much Plagas either."

2nd:

Biohazard EXTREME

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man on the right: "Damn... And he's been takin' steroids too, so kickin' him in the groin won't work!"

A nice amusing one that mocks the fact that much like Leon, Chris underwent a change in looks that made him into a boringly cliched badass. Of course, he was already a cookie-cutter looking character, but he always made up for it in spirit, and that cool green vest.

1st:

Kenshin1387

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man: "We're not going to kill you, we're taking you to talk to Al Sharpton."

First of all, The primary reason was that is took an issue with an early preview of the game and ran with it; racism. Secondly, for those of you who don't know, Al Sharpton is a Baptist Minister/Civil Rights Activist within the U.S., who himself has stated racist, homophobe, and bigot things and has been called out for it.

Honorable Mention:

NotteRequiem

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man on right: "Whatever gets you off, buddy."

Short, sweet, amusing, and something I can actually picture a spunky black character saying in a comedy/action.

Now for something entirely new! The host's own original response had he/she been allowed in his own contest!

Chris: "If you want to kill me, you're going to have to do better than that!"
Man Strangling Chris: "Well then taste this! CUDDLE FISH MOUTH ATTACK!!!"  

[NotteRequiem]

Whee!! I got an honorable mention!

Kenshin! You're up!  

[Kenshin1387]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times."  

[NotteRequiem]

Leon: "Dear Diary. Today was totally lame, I had to put up with Ashley whining my name like another 4,000 times.

Diary: "Dear Leon. Please stop writing to me. And remember, it's down the street, not across the road."