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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:06 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:58 am
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Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:35 pm
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Rejected Olympics
Day 1  - Lightning Bolt - Add to Wishlist
"Behold the Lightning of the Gods! Having stolen it from the heavens above, you are now well equipped to open envelopes, slice pizza, and intimidate rivals."----------  - Javelin Impalement - Add to Wishlist
"Technically, you're supposed to throw the javelin away from your body."----------
Day 2  - Town Flags - Add to Wishlist
"Show how much you love your team with these patriotic flags. There's one for each town in Gaia."----------  - Second Hand Power Drink - Add to Wishlist
"Looks like you won somebody's used Power Drink. There may be a lot of strange particles floating around, a bit of backwash, and a loose tooth or two, but it's still good."----------
Day 3  - Determined Eyes - Add to Wishlist
"Eyes full of determination! You have the will to succeed! CHARIOTS OF FIRE!! VANGELIS!!!!"----------  - Plastic Bag - Add to Wishlist
"Don't try this at home, unless you're a goldfish being bought from a store."----------
Day 4  - Race Start Gun - Add to Wishlist
"The perfect instrument for starting races. As soon as you fire this, people will start running away from you."----------  - Sweaty Jock Strap - Add to Wishlist
"A high quality atheletes jockstrap, featuring questionable stains and odor."----------
Day 5  - Doves - Add to Wishlist
"The most recognized symbol of peace and bad magic tricks. Try not to eat them."----------  - Knocked Out Teeth - Add to Wishlist
"Show the winners your graceful smile, or what's left of it. "----------
Day 6  - Adoring Fans - Add to Wishlist
"Imagine, men, women, and children cheering for YOU. With a throng of adoring fans, how could you possibly lose?"----------  - Sunburn - Add to Wishlist
"You got so excited to compete that you forgot to put on sunscreen, and now you are a big tomato."----------
Day 7  - Rejected Olympic Torch - Add to Wishlist
"Behold: the Ultimate Prize! Carry the very spirit of the Rejected Olympics in your hands, roast marshmallows, and navigate dark caves all at the same time!"----------  - Full Body Cast - Add to Wishlist
"You gave it your all, but the brutal nature of the Rejected Olympics proved too much for your frail body."----------
Trophies  - 2008 Rejected Olympics Gold Trophy
"A prestigious symbol of victory bestowed to the first place winner at the 2008 Gaia Rejected Olympic Games."----------  - 2008 Rejected Olympics Silver Trophy - Add to Wishlist
"A prestigious symbol of victory bestowed to the second place winner at the 2008 Gaia Rejected Olympic Games."----------  - 2008 Rejected Olympics Bronze Trophy - Add to Wishlist
"A prestigious symbol of victory bestowed to the third place winner at the 2008 Gaia Rejected Olympic Games."----------  - 2008 Rejected Olympics Burnt Toast Trophy - Add to Wishlist
"A strangely decorated trophy bestowed upon the last place team at the 2008 Gaia Rejected Olympic Games."---------- |
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:42 pm
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Halloween
Trick or Treating Prizes  - Jackster Tunic - Add to Wishlist
"A tunic befitting the dark jester, made of tattered cloth and adorned with brass bells that jingle a haunting chime."----------  - Jackster Puffy Pants - Add to Wishlist
"Puffy pumpkin pants with sharp black accents and tattered ends, certainly not intended to be amusing."----------  - Jackster Wand - Add to Wishlist
"A jagged and bent jester wand, topped with a grinning pumpkin. A perfect accessory for any dark jester."----------  - Jackster Pointy Shoes - Add to Wishlist
"Long, pointy shoes that are curled at the tips and accented with bells, creating an eerie jingle as you walk."----------  - Jackster Two-Pointed Hat - Add to Wishlist
"A two-pointed hat with twisted ends that zigzag for a sharper, terrifying look, creating the main feature of the dark jester's costume."----------  - Jackster Leggings - Add to Wishlist
"Leggings of opposing yet harmonious colors."----------  - The Jack-O-Lantern - Add to Wishlist
"There's just no smashing this one, buddy."----------  - Jackster Face Paint - Add to Wishlist
"Sinister black against stark white, dark eyes and a twisted smile. A truly frightening face!"----------
Dark Elf Faction Items  - Dark Elf's Aura - Add to Wishlist
"The darkness within eventually comes to the surface, sending chills down the spines of those near you."----------  - Dark Elf's Circlet - Add to Wishlist
"A delicately crafted circlet centered with a deep purple stone."----------  - Dark Elf's Light Armor - Add to Wishlist
"Protective armor forged by Chet Bleekstone, one of the greatest Dark Elf blacksmiths who ever lived."----------  - Dark Elf's Spider Dagger - Add to Wishlist
"A jeweled dagger ornate enough for formal ceremonies but sturdy enough for stabbing an enemy in the heart. And that's good, because sometimes those two things get combined."----------  - Dark Elf's Staff - Add to Wishlist
"A sacred staff carried by only the most elite of the dark ones."----------
Human Faction Items  - Human's Bazooka - Add to Wishlist
"A deadly bazooka you just pulled out of thin air from behind your back. Please use responsibly."----------  - Human's Crowbar - Add to Wishlist
"If you need to fix a flat tire or flatten someone's face, the crowbar is the best tool for the job."----------  - Human's Makeshift Helmet - Add to Wishlist
"An old, beat-up, gridiron helmet that can be used for both defense and offense."----------  - Human's Makeshift Shield - Add to Wishlist
"There's no better way to protect yourself against literate attackers."----------  - Human's Smoke Bomb - Add to Wishlist
"A great weapon for escaping from or surprising your enemies. This particular bomb is hickory smoked flavor."----------
Vampire Faction Items  - Vampire's Bat Swarm - Add to Wishlist
"The creatures of the night fly all about, welcoming you to join their midnight dance. Hope you like eating twice your weight in mosquitoes."----------  - Vampire's Blood Moon - Add to Wishlist
"The moon rises full in the starless sky, its color a deep red."----------  - Vampire's Coffin - Add to Wishlist
"These accommodations will guarantee optimum rest during the day for those who stalk the night."----------  - Vampire's Drained Victim - Add to Wishlist
"Kind of like a cute rag doll made of meat and hair."----------  - Vampire's Fangs (RAWR) - Add to Wishlist
"Contrary to popular belief, the blood seen dripping from a vampire's mouth is most often their own. Dental over-endowment comes with a price."----------
Zombie Faction Items  - Zombie's Feed-Me Shirt - Add to Wishlist
"So..... hungreeee......"----------  - Zombie's Final Mutation - Add to Wishlist
"Looks like somebody's been hittin' the brainsauce a little too hard."----------  - Zombie's Gelatin Brain on a Silver Platter - Add to Wishlist
"Watch it wiggle! See it get devoured by a person pretending to be a zombie! Cool and disgusting! Gaia Gelatin!"----------  - Zombie's Meaty Limb - Add to Wishlist
"C'mon, when you think about it, it's really no more disgusting than a chicken drumstick."----------  - Zombie's Soul - Add to Wishlist
"Zombies only have one emotion, and it looks a little something like THIS."---------- |
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:01 am
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Christmas
Caroling  - Spirited 2k8 Santa Hat - Add to Wishlist
"A long, striped Santa hat, a unique hat to wear during the holidays" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Peppermint Cap - Add to Wishlist
"A peppermint-striped newsboy cap, a more practical way to be festive" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Scarf - Add to Wishlist
"Warm and fuzzy with slanted stripes, a nice accent for any holiday outfit" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Festive Bow - Add to Wishlist
"A large, festive bow, created from the gift wrapping of your many presents!" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Candycane Dress - Add to Wishlist
"A festive dress with diagnol stripes to hide those holiday food pounds you've put on" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Candycane Vest - Add to Wishlist
"A striped vest with bell buttons for more dignified holiday attire" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Boots - Add to Wishlist
"Furry and warm on the inside to keep your toes toasty when caroling out in the snow" ----------  - Spirited 2k8 Candycane Stockings - Add to Wishlist
"Festive stockings with slanted stripes that would make any legs look good" ----------
Helping the Elves  - Tangled Christmas Lights - Add to Wishlist
"There's nothing worse than pulling out the Christmas decorations and finding the lights in ONE GIANT TANGLED MESS because someone couldn't put them away properly last year!!!" ----------  - Starhat - Add to Wishlist
"You're a shining star!" ----------  - Cheer-O-Meter - Add to Wishlist
"This remarkable technology is now portable! Impress your friends or make brand new ones out of strangers by measuring their holiday cheer levels." ----------  - Mountain of Presents - Add to Wishlist
"You were so good this year you got a MOUNTAIN of gifts! JOY!!" ----------  - My Own Little Elftech - Add to Wishlist
"If you're ever mind-swapped with livestock during an alien abduction mishap, this guy can help." ----------  - Santa Cow Plushie - Add to Wishlist
"After Santa got turned into a cow the mischeivous elves made this plushie of him for a laugh" ----------  - Elf Science - Add to Wishlist
"You sure this isn't gonna turn me into a freakishly mutated fly or something?" ----------  - You are a Cow - Add to Wishlist
"... Moo?" ---------- |
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- Red Heart Balloon - Add to Wishlist
- Red Heart Glasses - Add to Wishlist
- Silver Heart Belt - Add to Wishlist
- Kitty Slippers - 
- Leap Year Frog - 
- mUltipants - 
- Clock Egg - 
- Leather Dress Watch - 
- Prom Monarch's Collar - 
- Prom Monarch's Crown - 
- Satin Hairbow - 
- Silk Bowtie -