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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:26 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:24 am
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"This is so good... I mean bad, yeah, bad. I've got a bad reputation to uphold."-SBCG4AP "So zetta slow!"-The World ends with you "Damn you, Reality!"-The Simpsons Game "A Pirate I was meant to be, trim the sales and roam the sea!"-Curse of Monkey Island "You fight like a dairy farmer," "How appropriote, you fight like a cow!"- Secret of Monkey Island "Remember, only use pyrokenisis when it's really necisary, or really entertaining, and if you're doing it to impress the ladies, make sure that they're not wearing to much hairspray."-Psyconauts ...and almost any other qoute from a Tim Schafer game "Dinner!"-Do I even have to say it?
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:40 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:55 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:32 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:39 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:06 am
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I've had plenty of things. From Conker's Bad Fur Day:
Conker! Conker! Conker! That's you boy! You are dead. You are dead. Dead as a dodo. Deader than anyhting e-- *megaphone squeal* I can't be arsed with this rediculious contraption. Who's bloody idea was this anyway? Right. Hello there. My name's Gregg, the Grim Reaper. And don't laugh.
Aren't you a bit short to be a grim reaper?
Well How many grim reapers have you met before mate? What am I supposed to look like?
uh yeah... good point, well made.
Right. Let's see now.... Conker.... Surname?
The Squirrel.
The squirrel... The Squirrel. Oh bloddy hell you would have to be a sodding squirrel wouldn't you.
Why is there a problem with that?
Why yes there is actually. It's like those blody cats! Such a pain in the arse. You're one of those special cases.
Oh really?
Yes. Apparently, according to the 'powers that be' --I only work here. I do what I'm told. Not even paid very much...-- apparently, squirrels can have as many lives as they think they can get away with.
So I'm not dead?
You're dead! But not quite.
Oh uh... Well, I'll be off then!
Just you wait! Smart arse. You don't get out of it that easily. Right. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have a few more, shall we say, chances..nah. Like cats. Hate those things. Now, distributed around your little world are these tail things. Squirrel's tails. If you can get them, I'll give you an extra chance, kay?
Well.... sounds a bit strange but OK.
STRANGE? It's the best bloody deal you're going to get, you little p***k. Right, that's it. Pis off! I've got some cats to see. *under breath -->* bloody cats. I hate those bloody cats. The way they meow. and they piss everywhere. and their s**t smells bloody awful, all over my furniture *<-- faded out by furniture*
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:09 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:16 am
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