Bring out the inner thief in you!

[xwhateverxdudex]

Makes off with your red cap.  

[Jealous_Monster]

Takes off with your pitchfork  

[xwhateverxdudex]

"Does a drive-by background snag"  

[Moonracer]

*Steals your hat and fades into the shadows*  

[Ikataru]

*Sneaks up behind you and slowly rips your hair out strand by strand in your sleep*

 

[purpleravenhawk]

*kidnaps your little elf*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Magically puts your pointed ears on me.  

[Moonracer]

*freezes slicing motion and then makes off with it* The phantom thief strikes again!  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Throws a laso around your red moon, and runs off with it.  

[purpleravenhawk]

*puts out your flaming wings with a fire extinguisher and runs off with the ashes*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Bottles your "cold breath" and runs off.  

[Moonracer]

*tames your dragon then hops on its back and rides off* Viva La Thief!  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Kidnaps your ghost of xmas present.  

[Moonracer]

*Pulls off your shades and blinds you with bright flash from camera and vanishes*  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Cut off your horns and uses them in a demon horn stew.