Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[BlackCandy705]

I don't care. I don't like it when I find out that someone's having surgery about a day before they're getting it. What if you had died during your surgery huh? Then all of us would be left with nothing! We wouldn't know where you were or anything! The least you could do was tell us what happened...

Granted, he thinks everything is horrible and wouldn't preform your surgery....

I wish that I wasn't so complicated....  

[Zahzi]

Oh, I already had the surgury.... sweatdrop
The Vikadyn was to help get rid of the minor pain...
Granted. Now it's too ******** complicated.

I wish I had some Rice right now.  

[BlackCandy705]

*vein throb* I know...
Don't get addicted to that stuff or I'll hunt you down and take them from you. *hides the medicine bottles littering her bookshelf* I'm a big hypocrit. So what?

Granted, but the rice hasn't been cleaned, so you get an intestinal disease.

I wish...what do I wish?.....I wish... I can't think of anything to wish for.  

[Zahzi]

...Granted. You get a rabid dog.

I wish I had a real Gundam...Just to wreak havoc... 3nodding  

[BlackCandy705]

PUPPY!!! *grabs and squeezes. dog tries to bite.* Hey now... *roars. dog shakes*

Granted, but you hurt your brother on accident.

I wish I had another rasberry sucker...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But it's Boysonberry flavor...

I wish I had some military-grade armor.  

[BlackCandy705]

Boysenberry? Hmmm....

Granted, but it rusts and crumbles...

I wish I wasn't procrastinating....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now you've forgotten what you were going to do.

I wish Hurricane Ike really hits Texas hard...That's a place without any real purpose...  

[BlackCandy705]

Watch it now. My uncle lives in Texas... the nice one....

Granted, but most of the buildings and people stay in place...

I wish I had some green tea...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But the Tea is tainted, and it's as potent as Cyanide...

I wish it would hit Mississippi then!  

[BlackCandy705]

Hehe...I was waiting for you to say 'poisioned' but that's good too...

Granted, but all the inbred people survive...

I wish that I hadn't stapled my thumb a few days ago...  

[Zahzi]

*Slowly puts his face in his hand.*
Granted...You eat a bullet instead...

I wish I had a penny!  

[BlackCandy705]

A bullet? But that would taste weird....

Granted, but Phillip gets jealous.

I wish 104.9 would come back on the air...*whines*...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But it transitions to Country-Rap instead...

I wish I had another wish!  

[BlackCandy705]

*eye twitch* Don't ever...say that again...

Granted, but they both get corrupted anyway...

I wish I didn't have laundry to do...