Resident Evil Professions

[Resident_Kyo]

JeffesinFerre

I can picture Barry as an overzealous mall security guard.

Barry: what is this?

Kid: those were in my pants when i left my house i swear!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Barry: What is this?

Kid: It's a sandwich, I bought it at that place called Jill's Sandwiches.

Barry: I hope it's not Chris' sandwich!  

[JeffesinFerre]

Barry:(to himself) "See if you can find anymore clues...."


Kid: "Chris? my name is Al.....Um....I have the recei-"


Barry: "Wesker....so we meet again....."

*pulls out stun gun*  

[UBCS187]

Iwould imagine kevin from R.E outbreak being security guard at a mall in Miami and , Alyssa working for TMZ.com and George being he assistant nurse of the surgeona of n**/Tuck, and Mark teaching Kevin the ropes on being a security guard.  

[XINVADER]

I can see Steve working in the fast food industry.

"Ding fries are done!"

Or maybe a call boy for male clients... XD  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

XINVADER

I can see Steve working in the fast food industry.

"Ding fries are done!"

Or maybe a call boy for male clients... XD

ONCE AGAIN!!! THREAD REVIVE!!! HAH!!!
LMAO!!! Sick XD He'd be the sassy hard to get kind and his tears make the best lubricant. Whoa... went a little too far there, oh well, America's first amendment grants me that freedom. ^_^

I see Leon working as either a stunt guy, or a stripper, how else could he SERIOUSLY where what he and do what he does in RE4. Ashley would do whatever it is that Paris Hilton does, b***h and have horrible sex. Wesker is so evil, he could be a TELEMARKETER, either that or him and Nicholai could work as Manager and Assistant Manager at the same S-Mart that Ash does from Evil Dead. Ada would be good as a smuggler.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Leon would make a great hair dresser. I don't know if I posted this before in this thread, but here. I made this after Luis won the best hair contest against Kevin:

 

[Zombied_Squirrel]

Biohazard EXTREME

Leon would make a great hair dresser. I don't know if I posted this before in this thread, but here. I made this after Luis won the best hair contest against Kevin:

XD... Tha's freat... Can I use that picture?!? and I could see Ramon Salzaar running a freak circus and being the cotton candy seller....  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Umm.. Sure... Use it for what, though?

If Salazar is working a Circus, then Mendez is working a carnival. In fact, Mendez IS the bearded lady!  

[Zombied_Squirrel]

Lol that would be quite interesting to see... Uhm I am wanting to use it in a thread in another guild it's not like another Resident Evil guild it's just are random post random things here thread.... XD and I didn't just want to take it and run. Thanks

I could see Nemesis being Adas personal coat hanger....  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

Zombied_Squirrel

Lol that would be quite interesting to see... Uhm I am wanting to use it in a thread in another guild it's not like another Resident Evil guild it's just are random post random things here thread.... XD and I didn't just want to take it and run. Thanks

I could see Nemesis being Adas personal coat hanger....

I see him as a Hollywood manager!

"Mister N. E. Mesis... who could you possible have to offer for this movie?"

*Holds up pictures of Chris, Jill, Barry and Wesker (The live actors from the first game)* "STARS..."  

[Vinessa_Valentine]

*Slams thread with her hammer to revive it*

"Honey! I called the plumber to help fix the sink!"
*Ding-dong*
"Hello?"
*Nemesis is at the door, his tentacle extended*
"Plumbing... service..."  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Vinessa_Valentine

*Slams thread with her hammer to revive it*

"Honey! I called the plumber to help fix the sink!"
*Ding-dong*
"Hello?"
*Nemesis is at the door, his tentacle extended*
"Plumbing... service..."

Damn... Tentacles... That ain't that kind of plumbing, girl. When we're talking about cleaning out her pipes, we're not talking about... You see where I'm going with that.  

[Canas Renvall]

Am I the only one amused when our guild continuously goes there? xd
Anyway, HUNK as a radio (lack of) personality.

HUNK: Hi. Today we have music. ...Yeah that's about it.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

I think HUNK would make a good exterminator.
Ringing the bell, in his military gear, gas mask and all, packed with a shotgun, "Hi, I got a call... About a cockroach..."