Mad Libs

[ChainsawDooM]

... not to mention the use of the past tense verb "whipped."  

[PieMonster2000]

Aahaha! Things would've started to get very kinky indeed... ninja
Something you might find in a bathroom.  

[ChainsawDooM]

... I can't use toilet paper again... because I already used it as "something soft"

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*snickers*
No-no-no-no-no... We can't use either of those.
*hopes someone asks him which ones he thought of*

Oh, I can totally take this from a completely unexpected direction.

Cockroach. Not my bathroom, mind you... but you can definitely find that in some bathrooms.

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and If I lived in Hawaii, I could've also said "Gecko" with a straight face.  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl Just so I won't deprive you, what dirty things have been passing through your mind? xd

Ick, in Vanuatu, there are cockroaches all over the place, no matter how clean.. they just get in your house.. *shudder* same with centipedes *somewhat thankful I don't live there anymore*  

[ChainsawDooM]

Weeeeeeeell... since I was trying to think of something oddball or disturbing... I thought of condoms and tampons at about the same time.

Don't hold those against me...
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Especially the tampons...

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You can interpret those last two sentences however you want... xd  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl I'm not sure I'd want to eat this creation if it held either of those, but I suppose 'cockroach' isn't really something you'd would like to find in your food... especially if it's still alive...

So is 'cockroach' your final answer? ninja xd rofl  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Well what the hell from your bathroom would you want to eat? Bathrooms aren't exactly the best place to find something edible.

... You know what... if it's going in the recipe, we're going to make this thing really absurd.

"Razor blades."

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See what happens when you give me more time to think? Bad things happen... Very bad things... Sometimes, people DIE!!!


I'd like to see someone top that.  

[PieMonster2000]

rofl Shampoo isn't so bad... although I'm fairly certain none of it is any good for your internal systems.. xd

rofl rofl O dear... Well, it's in there, so... mrgreen

Uh.. an adjective ...

And I had best be off, lol.
Chainsaw, you've managed to delay me half an hour XD  

[ChainsawDooM]

It's what I do. I'll try to do it pretty much any time someone says they're leaving for pretty much any reason. I'm apparently very good at it.

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Also, does "corrosive" work?  

[PieMonster2000]

You are good at it, because I'm still here.. @__@ Maybe I'll just give up going altogether.. rofl

Yes, corrosive does work.. In a bit of a destructive mood? xd  

[ChainsawDooM]

... Not until you said "that cockroach idea sucks." evil



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rofl  

[PieMonster2000]

Whaaat -- ?! He's putting words in my mouth!! [so to speak]

Police! Murder! Fire brigade! wahmbulance dramallama  

[ChainsawDooM]

Well, that's what it felt like you said... emo

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xd  

[ChainsawDooM]

AHH! The emoticons are contagious! Stop it! Get away from me! I'll get the emotional subtext aids!
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((aids would be a pun by the way... in that emoticons are aids to typing to show emotional subtext...))  

[PieMonster2000]

*cackles* Hehehe... you cannot avoid them forever, Chainsaw.. twisted

[Gah! I probably, really, should go.. *hug*]

Good Morning, and farewell!!