The Barton Army

[Femmunition]

Shiney, teheh. =3
*Shoots Zero, the bullet passes on to Hammi*  

[Chang524]

*Plays bugle* Let the hunt commence! Release the hounds! *Ravenous, bloodthirsty dinosaurs charge towards Hammi*  

[Rad Disease]

Huh.....*tames one of the dinosaurs to use as a steed* ATTACK!

 

[Chang524]

*Dinosaurs blink and stare before descending on Hammi* Yes! Yes! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Attack my reptaillian/bird-related minions!  

[Chang524]

You know, I've looked at these smaller military guilds come up and I realized we've failed to actually put our weapons specs here. In keeping with our budget but putting actual realism by the fact that we are supposed to be funded by taxes collected by the Commonwealth/Democratic Republic/Autonomous Territory/Republic/Nation State of Barton, here are our supposed 'weapons specs', although not at all official.

Small Arms and Infantry Support Weapons:
*Assault Weapons:
-M16A4 Assault Rifle
-552 Commando Assault Rifle
-FN Minimi (SAW)
*Shotguns:
-Remington Model M870
*Rifles
-M14, DMR
-M14, automatic rifle (used generally for drill and armed practice)
*Handguns:
-Beretta M9 Service 9mm (service pistol)
*Explosive Ordinance:
-M67 Fragmentation Grenade
-RPG-7 anti-tank rocket launcher
Land Vehicles:
*Light Armored
-M1126 APC
-Humvee LUV
-A couple of these things:
*Heavy Armored
-M1 Abrahms MBT (very few available)
-M48A5 Patton (few available, but more than M1 Abrahms)
Aircraft:
*Rotary-Winged Aircraft
-AH-56A Cheyenne
-CH-53E Super Stallion  

[Rad Disease]

*ignites 15 pounds of C4* >=D

I thought we were funded by Barton Enterprises?



Also, we should sell the bikes and wagons for segways. Then we'd be the best army ever.

 

[Chang524]

Hmm... It does require only one soldier to operate...  

[Nero Zenndoren]

BUT! Can Segways handle GRAVEL!?  

[Chang524]

Hmm... We can put tank-like tracks and training wheels on them...  

[Rad Disease]

 

[Nero Zenndoren]

The perfect war machine.  

[Rad Disease]

Yes, it is pretty amazing....

 

[Chang524]

Hammi... If it weren't for the fact that every fiber of my being tells me to hate you... I'd give you my job for conceiving that piece of machinery... Oh well, every fiber of my being wins! *Shoots Hammi with shotgun while riding the new Barton M3 Gravity-Driven Light Reconnaisance Vehicle)  

[Rad Disease]

Chang, I personally think I should be in charge of inventing new weaponry.  

[Chang524]

Deal. From this point on, I promote you to Director of our under-devoloped, under-staffed, and underpaid R&D department! In order to pay for the establishingment of this new department, I'm going to have to foreclose your kneecaps. *Begins to look for a sledgehammer*