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 Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:21 am
*ugly*
-yo mamma is so ugly, she doesnt even have a face
-yo mamma is so ugly, if basalisks looked at her theyd get petrifyed
-yo mamma is so ugly, i couldnt look to write the rest of thi-
-yo mamma is so ugly, she killed off all the wildlife in a wildlife reserve
*fat*
-yo mamma is so fat, she is the cause of global warming
-yo mamma is so fat, she orbits in space as a planet
-yo mamma is so fat, she looks like seabiscuit
-yo mamma is so fat, undergarments werent enough...
*hairy*
-yo mamma is so hairy, 48296 people thought she was a bush and tried to urinate on her
-yo mamma is so hairy, her nosehairs where taller than the length of the trip from earth to mars 66 times to and back, in fact, thats where it went!
-yo mamma is so hairy, you couldnt even burn your way through to the barber shop
*stupid*
-yo mamma is so stupid, she knows what the meaning of life is, she knows how to operate a supercomputer, she knows every single possible name in the universe, she even knows if cryptids are real or not, in fact all her answers to those are: hi my name is glooooreeeeeeeaaaaaa sad )
-yo mamma is so stupid she ate the rest of my keyboa-
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:26 am
yo mamas so fat, she got baptised at sea world!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:35 pm
ok here we go!
1: your momma so poor she goes the the dump and asks herself whats for breakfast!
2: your momma so poor they changed the statues of libertys saying to give me your tired, your poor, and yo momma
3: your momma so old she farts dust!
4: your momma so old she was one of the severs in the last supper
5: you moma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflecting ducked
6: you momma so stupid when there was a bus filled wit white people she she get that TWINKY!
7: your momma so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:39 pm
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:41 pm
yo momma so fat when she turned around we had a welcome back party
yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it siad why is there a bus on me??
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:18 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:47 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:52 pm
yo mama is so ******** fat nasa orbits satalites around her rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:00 pm
your mamas so stupid she sits on the tv trying to watch the coutch
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:10 pm
ok heres what i got
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a supermarker and starved
yo mamma so fat when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gas!
yo mamma so stupid when i told her it was chilly outside she went to go get a bowl
yo mamma so ugly she made a blind kid cry
yo mamma so poor she stole free bread
yo mamma so poor she uses coupons at the dollar store
yo mamma so fat she thought her weight was her phone number
yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mamma so stupid she asked "what is the number for 911"
yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mamma so so poor she cant afford to pay attention
lol is that enough or what?
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:18 pm
yo mama so fat she thought she was gonna give birth and instead it was just a piece of crap
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:38 pm
you mama so fat if she wants to hula hoop she has to say "Saturn may i borrow your biggest ring?
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