Hijack someones wish, or take it and make it worse.

[sephie_kun]

um i dont know how to make that bad but ill try

wish granted but anlins in vaded and there only weekness was ostrichs

i wish my comp worked  

[Neo Bahamut 95]

Wish granted but you sold it for the money to fix it.

I wish my pool was open.  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted, but it's infested with pirahnas.

I wish my parents weren't so close minded..  

[Fire_Hawk911]

wish granted but then they said you were allowed to skydive off a building you did and your chute wouldnt work and broke your leg

i wish i had lots of money  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Wish granted, but you leave it in your pocket and it deforms after being washed...

I wish for a new, better working microphone  

[Fire_Hawk911]

wish granted but the microphone worked to good and everyone tried to steal it ninja

i wish for a goood car  

[Benny-Dragonheart]

Wish granted but you crashed it, almost as soon as you got in and it blew up with you still inside, meaning you had to have years of torturous surgery.

I wish my hair didn't get greasy!  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted, but it all falls out from being too dry.
I wish I could telport to Windsor xp  

[Fire_Hawk911]

wish granted but you were unfimiliar of the city and got lost

i wish i had a shotgun  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

(I probably would actually...XD)
Granted, but the firing mechanism is broken and unfixable.
I wish I didn't have this cold...or any sort of disease xp  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but siectist used you for very paine full testing and reserch

i wish i could fly  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

Granted, but it only lasts 5 seconds.
I wish I wasn't bored  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted but youhad so much to do you shot your self

i wish die in a plane crash

ha make that one bad  

[SoulKnight-Mikey]

You survive but the only thing you are able to do is breathe.
I wish for a bus ticket that hasn't expired  

[sephie_kun]

wish granted butyou lost it

i wish i knew of a wish that couldnt backfire