Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[Super Cheesio]

Sure.

Can YOU tell me why there's no infinity key on my keyboard?  

[J of The Wind]

Because If that key were real, We'd all die.


Where oh where has my little dog gone?

Edit'd for Cheese  

[The Rawk Hawk]

The Awkwardest Turtle

We wouldn't care because they would all be underwater.

Qb lbh haqrefgnaq guvf fragrapr?

ASDFGHJKL~~

Are we living in a yellow submarine?  

[Terara Drakon]

No.

Why does no one understand something as simple as Rot13?  

[Super Cheesio]

What's that?

Please could you tell me why there's no infinity key on my keyboard?  

[Owwin]

Yes I could.

What's the deal with airplane food?  

[Topaz4293]

5432654^7 + 32(432543x) = 27857945563753765
take the 7th root of both sides
subtract 5432654
devide by 32
then devide again by 432543

X= -.3924776337

do I win?  

[The Rawk Hawk]

Owwin

Yes I could.

What's the deal with airplane food?

5.99$ for some chicken.

O rly?  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Topaz4293

5432654^7 + 32(432543x) = 27857945563753765
take the 7th root of both sides
subtract 5432654
devide by 32
then devide again by 432543

X= -.3924776337

do I win?

Yes. Here is your prize. *hands imaginary cookie*  

[Super Cheesio]

The Rawk Hawk

Owwin

Yes I could.

What's the deal with airplane food?

5.99$ for some chicken.

O rly?

No not really.

Why is there no infinity key on my keyboard?  

[Topaz4293]

Super Cheesio

The Rawk Hawk

Owwin

Yes I could.

What's the deal with airplane food?

5.99$ for some chicken.

O rly?

No not really.

Why is there no infinity key on my keyboard?

Turn your keyboard 90 degrees and look at the "8" key...Problem solved ^.^  

[TheGim55]

You win all day.

What does 100100101000010011 mean?  

[J of The Wind]

It means Pingas.

Would you like some jello pudding?  

[Kuzodav]

Yes.

Hi?  

[J of The Wind]

Bi.

Up?