The ABC game.

[axl the azn boi]

strategic warfare occurs due to the resistance of the new found government  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Thankfully mother came to tuck in the combatants and turn out the light before overt hostilities.  

[ll kach ll]

Unknown to them, oni (demons) come out during the night! twisted

 

[axl the azn boi]

none of these are even remotely relevant to my sentence
to late to go back now....playing along now

vikings rush to the towns to slay the oni from eating any of the kids  

[a quantum of frou frou]

axl the azn boi

none of these are even remotely relevant to my sentence
to late to go back now....playing along now

I apologize; I couldn't figure out what was going on. redface Maybe if someone would explain. neutral

axl the azn boi

vikings rush to the towns to slay the oni from eating any of the kids

"Where are the kids. . .", exclaim the oni, ". . . the tender, chewy ones, the bite-size ones, the ones we cannot order online from Chick-fil-Oni?!"  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Xtreme Skilled Knights were fearless.  

[Tao of Glass]

Yet the oni, had anticipated the knights would intervene and had set a trap for them.  

[R0bot0]

Zeke found himself lost in the woods after eating a pear  

[a quantum of frou frou]

An oni observed stealthily from behind a thicket, already salivating, and groping in his ruck-sack for an onion-roll, and vinegar dressing, the favored condiment, among the oni, for Zeke-sandwich.  

[VerticallySidewards]

Bert died from eating too much pie.  

[axl the azn boi]

cathy cried for seeing berts death  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Dilbert doted on the dais.  

[a quantum of frou frou]

Evidently, Bert was dearly missed.  

[Matoro John]

Freddy is my uncle?  

[The Spellslinger]

"Great. He's probably dead too, then."