Corrupt a Wish 8D

[Jlneo]

Granted, but then termites feast on you. (REVENGE!!!)

I wish for either fox ears and tail or neko ears and tail.  

[l k i t n i n j a l]

Granted, but then you get attacked by a rabid squirrel and it rips the neko/fox tail and ears off of you.

I wish I had more smarties...  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but you don't have any pants.

I wish I had candy.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but it makes you sick.

I wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow.  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, and you don't even have to go to school for the rest of your life, but you're stuck at a dead-end job at mcdonalds for the next 40 years. have fun!

I wish I had more time to do fun things just for the point of doing fun things.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but you die in 5 days. (REVENGE!!!... again.))

I wish I could max out all of my stuff on the halloween event.  

[Miscenco]

Granted, but then you get banned in some way.

I wish that I could figure out this Solenoid malarkey.  

[Ms Jolene Hill]

You do! Unfortunately this means you've lost all other knowledge.

I wish I'll pass my test on Thursday.  

[Jenitorturer]

Granted, but you fail every other test in the upcoming future.

I wish I could have a unicorn.

 

[xViolet_Demisex]

Granted...unfortunately you bought the unicorn from some shady unicorn breeders, your unicorn is quite sickly and it dies within two weeks of you having it (it turns out it wasn't even a purebred unicorn! I'd advise you to look up more information on the breeders in the future)

I wish I had enough money to buy the entire BTSSB "Alice and the Pirates" collection  

[LordKhrima]

Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I had a cow.  

[Jlneo]

Granted, but ti dies in two days.

I wish there really was such thing as a Banora Apple. Sure, i don't like apples much anymore, but I'd at least like to try it.  

[Jenitorturer]

You are the first to taste the Banora Apple, but it's poisoned, so you die. ninja

I wish I could live for eternity.

 

[Jlneo]

Granted, but soon time comes to a halt.

I wish I could fit every song I like onto my phone's recording system.  

[Ms Jolene Hill]

Granted. Unfortunately you can no longer make any calls or send messages.

I wish I won the lottery.