Corrupt a Wish

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

you get them, but now you need a special permit to use these items! as well, the gas bill is extremely high!

I wish for large amounts of unobtanium!  

[Saga Shadow]

granted, but now the Na'vi are pissed, and they attack you because you knocked down Hometree. Jerk

I wish I had Pyrokenesis.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

you have pyrokenesis... but no way to control it, hope your room is fire proof dood.

I wish I was a prinny  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, but everyone else thinks you're a penguin and keeps calling you such.

I wish it were easier to put in contacts. Ugh.  

[00Shoe]

Granted but you can never get them out, then your eyes get all itchy.

I wish that this desk never collected dust.  

[Hogosha neko]

Granted, but now boulders regularly fall on it.

I wish i could be a girl. (last person failed at busting this wish)  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

Fine you are a female, and have to go through periods, and menopause... and you get raped. and have a child... and it's terrible... and you have a flat chest.

I wish I was made of tape.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, now you're stuck and can't move.

I wish I wasn't sick  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Now you have such a failsafe resistance to diseases of every type that the government abducts you and starts conducting "research" on you.

I wish I weren't so thirsty.  

[Saga Shadow]

I could so turn that into a dirty joke, but I won't

Granted, but now you have to pee and there isn't a bathroom you can use for several miles.

I wish my headache was gone.  

[00Shoe]

Granted but you no longer have a head, so you have to think with your feet.

I wish it was less dreary outside.  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. The dreary weather is replaced with utterly miserable weather.

I wish I could hear what dirty joke Saga Shadow had in mind. xd  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

granted, it's a horrible joke. you are terribly offended

I wish I could come up with the $30,000 needed for my school program of choice without doing anything illegal.  

[SGT Darius]

Granted but it turns out the moneys counterfitted.


I wish i was Darius Akaelae!  

[00Shoe]

Granted, but then no one else knows who that is and you are forgotten.

I wish that this chair were more comfortable.