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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:25 pm
Clowns Bit my leg off with marshmallow teeth than exploded from toxic flower power?
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:52 am
guh you didn't leave me something did you I can't tell um hangs self from a roof and keys fall out of pocket
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:55 am
Espada5 NnoitraJiruga guh you didn't leave me something did you I can't tell um hangs self from a roof and keys fall out of pocket oh oops um scratch that. picks up scottish terrier and it claws my face off -drops hand(yes it has blood. STD if you want)
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:14 am
Takes the hand and uses it to taunt the tigers at the zoo...turns out they jump real good when motivated...devoured by tigers, I leave behind only a pair of black spike-heeled boots
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 6:38 pm
-takes spike boots, kicks someone in eye fut gets stuck in eye i get flung into a wall and die dropping a little peble-
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:03 am
Rotality Clowns Bit my leg off with marshmallow teeth than exploded from toxic flower power?You don't have to drop anything. But it makes it harder for the other person to find a way to suicide. Leaving lots and lots of chaos.....Sweet
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:04 am
Picks up Pebble jacksoff with peble in mouth(HOLY CRAP GROSS!!!!) Chokes on pebble drops a batman suit.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:40 pm
pickes up batman suit and flys off cliuff thinking i could fly ~drop billions of NOOBS~
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:56 pm
Billions of noobs rape me to death ~Drops the Band MSI~
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:26 am
was walking by and old alley when MSI pierced a drumstick in my ears, drops a sharp pencil...
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:28 am
sharp pencil poked a hole into my neck and kept bleeding ~drops a drum~
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 5:59 am
Takes the drum and finds an activated bomb... ...got exploded to million pieces drops an old rusty machete
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 6:34 am
cuts off my neck with rusty old machete ~drops cheese~
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:21 am
*rats poop on the cheese* -eats The cheese- -dies- -drops a spec of dust-
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:28 am
inhales spec of dust...akkkgggg...severe ...dust ...allergy..
dies of anaphyllactic shock, dropping a bean burritio (with extra cheese)
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