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 Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:24 pm
ok this happen to my friend. He emailed it to me
Well it all started when I was getting ready to go to my girlfriends house-I had terrible stomach pains but I thought that they would pass...BIG MISTAKE. It was a 2 hour drive to her house and I could feel the poo building up inside me. I was about half way there when it hit me, I hadn't been to the toilet for several days and suddenly the 4-day poop came out. It wasn't diarrhea it was just a massive firm poop. I carried on driving and I realised that it didn't actually smell so I carried on towards my girlfriends house...ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE.I got there and we talked for a bit, all the while I had this warm log of poop in my tight panties. This would have been okay if my girlfriend hadn't proceded to jump on me and rip off my jeans and pants spraying the warm poo everywhere.
I was so embarrassed that I just picked up the log of poop and my clothes and sprinted to the car.
Suprisingly, however, we are still going out after I explained the incident in full to her. Turns out that she has done the same thing many times before
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Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:21 am
who crass the street first the egg or the chicken?
both of them! the egg is in the chicken LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:07 am
rofl there once was a man named fat's woad,
who ate until he bulged like a toad,
he bought 20 stale pies for a penny,
he ate 19 and the 20th made him explode!!! burning_eyes
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:06 am
Thy Assassin ok this happen to my friend. He emailed it to me Well it all started when I was getting ready to go to my girlfriends house-I had terrible stomach pains but I thought that they would pass...BIG MISTAKE. It was a 2 hour drive to her house and I could feel the poo building up inside me. I was about half way there when it hit me, I hadn't been to the toilet for several days and suddenly the 4-day poop came out. It wasn't diarrhea it was just a massive firm poop. I carried on driving and I realised that it didn't actually smell so I carried on towards my girlfriends house...ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE.I got there and we talked for a bit, all the while I had this warm log of poop in my tight panties. This would have been okay if my girlfriend hadn't proceded to jump on me and rip off my jeans and pants spraying the warm poo everywhere. I was so embarrassed that I just picked up the log of poop and my clothes and sprinted to the car. Suprisingly, however, we are still going out after I explained the incident in full to her. Turns out that she has done the same thing many times before LOLOL NOW THIS IS FUNNY xD BY the way GUYS STOP POSTING HES OULLING YOUR LEG HE WON'T GIVE PRIZES x:
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:28 am
So, a punk kid with a rainbow mowhawk sat down on a bench beside an old man. The punk noticed the old man was staring at him, so the punk asks: "What's wrong? Never done anything wild in you life?" The man answers back: "Well, actually, when I was young, I did IT with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:48 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:39 pm
Dont look now, but there is one too many people in the room, and I think it's you!  
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:32 pm
Xx_RYNO_xX girl: mommy wheres daddy mother: oh i smacked him into next week he'll be back on tuesday 1 week later girl: mommy wheres daddy mother: oh i smacked him into next month he'll be back in march 1 month later girl: mom wheres dad mom: oh i smacked him into next year he'll be back in 2011 1 year later girl: MOM WHERE THE HELL IS DAD mother: oh i killed him last year i just dident wanna tell you then girl: ok... WAT!!!! the end (or is it) *gun goes off* ok now the story is over i heard something like that on everybody hates chris next time dont get ideas from T.V.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:40 pm
i remembered the last time i laughed,ppl u might want to know this,it was a song. not a regular song, its a song with funny lirecs. i forget wat it was called,though.
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Xxcrazy in love with u xX
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:18 am
watch spose -im awesome
im a gangster lyrics
answer ketchup and liquor 4 each question
what did u eat this morning? ketchup and liquor
what did u eat 4 dinner? ketchup and liquor
what did u do when u saw an old lady on the street?
ketchup and liquor
yankee doodle went to town riding on a heater
accidently turned it on and burned his little wiener
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:53 am
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:14 am
I'm not funny at all... but i might know some funny pictures hold on let me find them
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:09 am
i wanna double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
dont be frontin son no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive thru order for two
i gotta cravin for a numbah nine like my shoe
we need some chikin up in here
in this dizzle
forrizzle my nizzle
extra salt on the frizzles
doctor pepper my brutha
anotha for your mutha
double double super size
and dont forget the friez!
.......crispy.
~big mac rap~
look it up on youtube people!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:34 pm
Ever seen this on Omegle, or Chatroulette?  She's my best friend. Ever go on TDP? If not, don't. We troll.
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