The Throne

[The Furry Poet]

returns with crutches*
Why did you bite my leg off?
*trhows a crutch at celtic knocking her out*
Mine aagain
*sits on thrown*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

*Wakes up and plugs in iPod to a loudspeaker with the volume all the way up, blasting Dakota with erratic techno music and causing him to have a seizure and fall off the throne*
"Hehe. Mein!" cool  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Mein you mean.. *gets up and politely moves into the throne adjusting Celtic into his lap*  

[The Furry Poet]

*stops seizuring*
Not cool....
*injects you with a poison causing you to lose all feeling in your muscles making you limp*

*picks you up and sets you on floor then sits in throne* MINE  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

... quick question here: Which one of us did you inject the poison into? ^_^'  

[The Furry Poet]

Both  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Oh...
*Suddenly develops an immunity to this poison, jumps up, takes off her shoe, and throws it at Dakota's mouth* Dakota has to go to the dentist's office now to fix his chipped tooth, so I climb back into the throne and put Kage in my lap. xP (interesting twist, eh?)  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Interesting yes, but no pseudo-penalizing me please.  

[The Furry Poet]

*returns and sits on the armrest of the throne*
This fight is pointless so im just gonna sit here  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Lol. So you're finally realizing that I had the right idea all along? Shared Rule... Rulez! biggrin  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Unfortunately it took you the loss of your leg to understand I cannot be beaten...equally unfortunate I must declare that this throne have a maximum occupancy of 2 so... *half numb from the poison, Kage still manages to push Dakota over from the arm rest*  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Lol. It'z otay, Dakota. *gives him a half eaten cookie as a consolation prize*  

[The Furry Poet]

fine. ..
*leans up against the side of the throne*
oh and thanks for the cookie Celtic *noms on cookie *  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

I win!!! rofl  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

*Changes Dakota's marble throne into a handicap throne.* here you go.