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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:04 am
BATTLE 5: Xilo The Maniac VS Battle Ready Battle-Master
Welcome to the first battle of the semi finals! You'll of course remember our returning fighters Xilo The Maniac and the Battle Ready Battle-Master! Now, without further ado, let us being this next exciting battle!
The battle has begun! Xilo starts us off in his usual insane way by yelling IM GUNNA PIMP SLAP YA! and diving towards his foe. The Battle Master prepares a textbook pose and delivers a counter Strong Punch! Oh, but what is this? The strong punch missed completely and the Battle Master was pimp slapped! 1-0
Xilo wastes no time in launching another attack. With the familiar cry of IM GUNNA SHANK YA! he reaches for his foe. This time the Battle Master's counter Strong Punch is effective, but only just. The Battle Master seems a little shook up at this strange turn of events..perhaps even he is having trouble reading Xilo's illogical style of fighting? 1-1
As if in answer to our worries the Battle Master launches his famous Origami Flying Battle Fortress attack. Oh, but what a strange turn of events; the Fortress was broken apart by a devastating shank attack! 2-1
The Battle Master is actually showing signs of anger now as he starts up his powerful Nuclear Laser Shreddinator attack. Before he can even begin to move properly however Xilo has broken through with a mighty headbutt, smashing the Battle Master into the ground. 3-1
With an aggressive yell the Battle Master puts all his remaining strength into one last Nuclear Laser Shreddinator attack. Even this is ineffective however as the Battle Master is left completely unable to read his foes attack style. One final headbutt from Xilo leaves him standing as the undeniable victor of this match. 4-1
And that's all for the first match of the Semi Finals. Join us again soon for more battle action!
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:15 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:52 am
BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN'
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:06 am
Waynebrizzle BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' BALLIN' geometry Good thing you didn't fight Fish, his strategy would have wiped you out ^^
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:09 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:59 am
I should really proof read these battles before I post them..I write them too fast haha. I keep coming back and spotting more mistakes and having to correct them.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:06 am
Good match, and now my money is on Xilo. If you lose, at least lose to the guy that loses to the guy that wins.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 2:55 pm
Just waiting on Hobo to send me choices for the next battle and I'll get it posted up. Almost at the final now ^^
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:02 pm
Well, Fish, if Xilo loses in the last round your revenge will have changed hands too!
"Atleast the guy who beat the guy who beat the guy who beat me got beat... Now someone just has to take them out..."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:44 am
BATTLE 6: Rock Man VS The Transient Stranger
Welcome all to the penultimate battle in this frenzied battle extravaganza! Give a warm welcome to our returning warriors Rock Man and The Transient Stranger. Which one of these brave souls will make it to the finals? Let's find out now...
With an echoing clash the battle gets underway as The Transient Stranger blocks a shot from Rock Man's arm cannon with a powerful punch attack! 0-0
The Transient Stranger reverts back to the earlier strategy of throwing beer bottles, but Rock Man mimics the style of Cut Man and slices the bottle into pieces, giving the Stranger a nasty paper cut in the process! 1-0
Rock Man takes the offensive using defence now, charging forwards with shield held out. In his defensive state Rock Man fails to notice that the Stranger has fallen asleep and trips right over him with a clatter. 1-1
Both men are back on their feet again, diving forwards with another clash as they echo the start of the battle using an arm cannon versus punch display of power. 1-1
Quickly adapting to his opponents style The Transient Stranger throws another punch to catch him off guard. Rock Man is just too fast however, blocking the punch with his shield and causing damage to the Strangers hand. 2-1
And the match has ended! The Judges have deemed Rock Man worthy of going through to the final battle. Join us next time for the exciting last battle of the tournament where we will crown the ultimate winner!
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:48 am
Whilst we await our final battle we will take a look around the audience to get some reactions.
It's Xilo The Maniac VS Rock Man in the final battle, who do YOU think will win?
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:58 am
Battle Strategies for the Semi Finals.
XILO Paper, Scissors, Scissors, Rock, Rock KEGAN Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Scissors INU rock, scissors, paper, rock, paper HOBO Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rock, Rock
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:20 pm
HOW THE ******** DID YOU LOSE?! or did you gain the ability to read my mind AFTER our fight?
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:16 am
FINAL BATTLE: Xilo The Maniac VS Rock Man
Welcome to the final battle of the first official Ropasci tournament! We've seen some grueling matches; blood,sweat and tears..but now it all comes down to this special extended battle between our two titans. Let battle commence!
The crowd goes wild as the battle gets moving. Rock Man launches a powerful attack from his hand cannon but Xilo quickly counters with a pimp slap. 1-0
His face insane and his mouth yelling absurdities, Xilo swings his arm for a second pimp slap. Rock Man is ready however, blocking the attack with his Mega Shield. 1-0
Rock Man fires off his cannon once more but Xilo simply laughs as he easily slips past the beam and delivers yet another pimp slap. 2-0
Rock Man stumbles backwards, clumsily pulling his shield up in front of him. It is no use however as Xilo delivers a powerful shank attack. Ooh! 3-0
Xilo attempts a follow up shank but Rock Man once is not happy about it and blocks with a cut man style snip. 3-0
With an exaggerated swing Xilo headbutts Rock Man hard; and hits Mega Shield instead! 3-1
Xilo is undaunted, delivering a mighty headbutt and blocking another cannon blast from Rock Man. 3-1
Rock Man yells in anger as yet another of his cannon attacks is defended against by Xilo and his odd manner of head butting. 3-1
A patented Xilo pimp slap misses it's mark as Rock Man utilities the skills of Cut Man once again, delivering sharp damage! 3-2
Rock Man predicts Xilo's next move well, bringing up his shield quickly. However Xilo adapts quickly and switches to a final shank attack dealing massive damage and ending the battle 4-2
And there we have it! The final battle of the tournament is over and Xilo the Maniac has won. We look forward to hearing a few words from Xilo shortly and suffice to say his prize will arrive soon too.
Thanks one and all for watching the first official Ropasci tournament. Thanks most of all go to our eight contestants, without whom such a wonderful display of power and insanity could not have been possible.
Join us next time for another great Ropasci tournament!
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