aNsWeR tHe QuEsTiOn WrOnG gAmE!!!

[Ninja Rin666]

Microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream that allows you to pick stuff up without touching it.

Meow...?

If Jack and Jill walked up a hill, what did Steve do on his flight to LA?

 

[x- Bewitching -x]

he masterbated to a picture of mini mouse

honk

what are fingers made of?  

[Gurotsuki]

Sandwiches.

Is Chuck Norris a girl?  

[x- Bewitching -x]

no it all consists of milk and cheddar cheese bonded together with cat urine

honk

what does P.I.E.S mean?  

[Shiine^MeltyElf]

my son loves playing lego

what brand is your computer?  

[NevesElocin7]

Macbook

Why is the humerus called the funny bone?  

[Malevolent Seduction]

Mothers intended it to be.

When I say "jump" you say...?  

[x- Bewitching -x]

hump -3-

honk

why is tea made off the border of mexico and drugs in japan?  

[Shiine^MeltyElf]

because i love you

what do you think about world's economy today?  

[Meddlesome Pixie]

So let's put our differences aside...for science

Dolphins are so misunderstood....

Is that your final answer?

You Monster.

 

[xXx_Gwee_xXx]

no, i have many more answers to many other questions

why do llamas spit?  

[x- Bewitching -x]

paper airplanes and finger nail clippers

honk

what is the square root of 56?  

[_-XxOMG_kitteh_OMGxX-_]

The giraffe in you're garden

Why don't cookies fly?  

[urAq7]

because they like to crawl.



people with glass houses shouldn't throw rocks. what should they throw?  

[Futoman]

They should throw monkeys

What is a car for?