1001 uses for a towel

[Zoutout]

146 - Use it to mop up vomit if you throw up when pissed out of your mind, just like i am right now  

[Lupe_Oceana]

147. Mop sweat off your face when you are attending a wedding at an ancient, air-conditioning-less church.
148. Wipe off your hands, which are sweaty due to the state of the aforementioned church, so that you can play music without your sweaty fingers slipping and dropping the insturment.

(guess where I was this weeekend?)

149. If you are wearing a tuxedo and spill soup on your cumberbund, simply find an appropriately colored towel and wrap it around your midsection for a cheap and easy replacement.  

[wingnut the improbable]

150. Fend off swarms of mosquitoes with it.
151. Place it over a light to dim it without turning it off.  

[Noremak]

152. use full for sliding along grapling cord spy style. ninja  

[Periathien]

153: Use the towel as an oven mitt for hot meals fresh from the oven.

154: Wrap it around your head to keep the non-invasively challenged aliens from reading your thoughts.

155: Throw it out of a second story window so that it lands directly on your love's head, confusing them, causing them to fall, and keeping them from leaving you for once again not putting the toilet seat down. (No, this has never happend to me.)

156: To kill or poke bugs that have been killed.

157: To clean off your desk when you're too lazy to actually get up and move the things from the desk to the floor.  

[starry_twilight]

130. Use it as a mattress in your room in case your matress twitched  

[Nephthys Assyria]

159: Put it over the computer screen when your computer refuses to shut off and the light from the screen is keeping you awake (*Is sleep deprived*). It works though.

{{^ is 158, not 130, right?}}  

[Jupiter-X]

160. write on it to plot atomic vectors when you dont have scratch paper  

[Clockwork Sun]

161. Chewing on it whenever you feel you have to bite your nails to break your habit.
162. Smoke it.
163. Wipe your forehead during surgery.  

[Nephthys Assyria]

This is a direct quote from my first-aid instructor! xd

Ms. Jaynes, First-Aid

If you are hiking on a mountain path and you or a friend breaks a bone, sprains an ankle or causes themselves any other sort of injury, you can use any sort of long cloth, a towel for example, to make a temporary cast, splint, or bandage.

so...
164) As a temporary splint/cast/bandage  

[Zoutout]

165) To wipe the sweat off of you after you've been to a rough gig

166) When cleaning your room, to dust/wipe the surfaces that we previously obscured by objects

167) To dust off said objects while re-arranging your room

168 [42 x 4]) When used in conjunction with the right chemicals, to clean your cds and dvds.  

[Clockwork Sun]

169) To brag to your friends that your towel is better than theirs.
170) " " " " neighbors " " " " " " "
171) " family "
172) " complete strangers "
173) To hit someone in the head for over-using the same as above ".  

[Super Radical]

174 - You can tie the 4 corners together and use it to carry your stuff it while hitchhiking the Galaxy.

175 - It can be used as a cape to imply your importance to primative planets.  

[wingnut the improbable]

176: Sit on it while having a picnic.
177: Or sit on it while at an outdoor concert that is lacking seats.
178: Do yoga on it.
179: Pretend it's a flying carpet.  

[Lupe_Oceana]

180. Use it to muffle your screams when you get fustrated playing the text adventure game.