the corupt wish game

[Rellik San]

Granted, but they are so cold the frames brittle and breaks, sending glass shattering in your eyeballs.

I wish I woke up this morning and got myself a gun.  

[halfmike]

granted
but the guy who gave you the gun shot you in the foot first

i wish i didnt have to get my hair cut today and the health code would allow long hair (the bastards)  

[Rellik San]

granted but you have to wear a hair net (actually the law states no job can force you to change appearance, so long as female staff is allowed long hair, so is male, so you can sue your company.)

I wish I had pie.  

[halfmike]

granted
but the pie has apricots in it and it ruins the flavour

i wish i had all the items in my wishlist!!!  

[Rellik San]

(I like apricots)

Granted, but your account gets hacked and you get keft with peasant rags.

I wish I wasn't tired.  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but instead you are unable to sleep for weeks and eventually go insane and are killed whilst trying to rid your house of all the evil microscopic germs laughing at you.

I wish a transvestite would hold my hand.  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but he makes you 'touch' him in a special place. D:

I wish I wasn't so camp.  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but everyone liked you better before anyway.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to get a job.  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but you work yourself to an early grave.

I wish my hair was down to my waist. biggrin  

[tear drop angel]

granted but then it fell off

i wish i was at my bfs place  

[Frizzzz]

tear drop angel

granted but then it fell off

i wish i was at my bfs place

Granted, but he's out,

I wish the guy I fancy would ask me out!

 

[Space Ninja Neku]

granted but he dumps you for someone better

I wish I had a bf who was a mix of Ryan Ross(P!ATD), Gerard Way, and the lead singer of hellogoodbye and only I could have him  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

saints_pain0

granted but he dumps you for someone better

I wish I had a bf who was a mix of Ryan Ross(P!ATD), Gerard Way, and the lead singer of hellogoodbye and only I could have him

you got ur wish granted. Now your totally sick of him.
I wish i could not be so shy n hug mog.  

[Frizzzz]

Granted but they turn into a big tiger and eat you.

I wish I had some pie (and 24000 gold).

 

[moonlight_horror]

granted but then someone stole it

i wish my mom was home