One Sentance Story

[Cyodie]

the Arch of Time collapses; everyone in the world is lost in the past, present and future.  

[Voxxx]

And God said, "Let there be vodka!"  

[Cyodie]

there was much rejoycing, the people cheered and all was well until;  

[Voxxx]

They realized they needed to get in bed, stat, because Santa was coming, and he wouldn't give out any presents if everyone was awake.  

[Cyodie]

so everyone, including god, got tucked into there beds, and dreamt about candy, and toys and the murder of-  

[Voxxx]

Mr. Body, whose killer was still at large, being investigated in his mansion by--

(Haha, like, from the old board game, Clue. I can still remember playing that...)  

[ZhaneelPoet]

The Butler, who was notified of Mr. Body’s death while suspiciously cleaning a candlestick, interrogated Santa about his whereabouts on the night Mr. Body was killed..  

[Cyodie]

But the next morning the Butler was found dead in the hallway; the police had no suspects until that afternoon when-  

[Voxxx]

Mrs. Peacock emerged from her hidey-hole under the sofa, holding a blood-stained lead pipe!  

[ZhaneelPoet]

As the police tackled Mrs. Peacock and pummeled her with their Billy clubs, as shadowy figure moved in the hallway..  

[Voxxx]

"Wuh-Wait!" stammered Mrs. Peacock  

[Cyodie]

but the shadowy figure slipped unnoticed to the other side of the room, where it picked up a great big battle hammer with the name "Thor" enscribed on the handle.  

[Voxxx]

It was Professor Plum!  

[Cyodie]

and thus he let it be known; the shadowy figure seped out into the light and stated "i am professor Plum and i killed the Butler but for reasons i will never tell!"  

[ZhaneelPoet]

All that could be heard was the girlish scream coming from Santa as the police scrambled to attack professor Plum as he raised "Thor" high over his head...