Grant a Wish! Be a genie, a naughty one

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but then you realise that they actually fear yalie more.. where is she nowadays, anyway?!

I wish... my insane friend would go back to normal.  

[tamcharles]

Granted, but then you turn insane shortly thereafter.

Wishes for Bubbleangela to appear. xd  

[bubbleangela]

Granted! I here! *poooof* But I'm leaving now... blaugh

I wish that my Kiki could talk. 3nodding  

[[Major General] Andrews]

Granted! It will talk when you're not looking.

I wish that Tamcharles didn't steal my wish from page 1.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but I stole it instead.
I wish bubble tea prices would decrease.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

Granted, but they start tasting really horrible..

..I wish.......that I could save all those kitties in t0shi0s sig  

[+[Strawberry Condom]+]

Granted, but I ate them. x_x

I wish I could get my account back.  

[[Pink Lady]]

+[Strawberry Condom]+

Granted, but I ate them. x_x

I wish I could get my account back.

granted, they dont wanna. i wish i could change my real name.  

[Nyanfood]

Granted, but people mistake you for a terrorist and decides to torture you for fun.

I wish that I wasn't so smart xd  

[Flammable Bait]

Granted: you then die from walking into walls and lamp posts too much

Wish: i wish george bush heard the saying bombing for war is like ******** for peace  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but he continues to bomb becuase the correct phrase was "Bombing for peace is like ******** for virginity".
I wish I did have to move to this run down pig pen they call a school.  

[Nyanfood]

Granted, but it turns out to be a picket line, not a pig pen.

I wish more kittys were killed.  

[t0shi0]

Granted, but Cat feels bad and saves them. Then the kitties come and eat you for revenge.
I wish wiim would stop being ageist >.<  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

granted, but then Cat becomes ageist and dumps you.. maybe I shouldn't have said that..

I wish for an invisible pumpkin.  

[Nyanfood]

Granted, but Cat and I finds it and throws it onto your head because we mistake your for T0shi0 and she keeps calling him Kitty which is MY NICKNAME!!! Okay... that was really stupid, but nevertheless.... xd

I wish that people would stop calling Cat 'kitty' and that I can have my nickname back.