What is the DUMBEST thing a teacher has done???

[Bat Goddess]

I had a third grade art teacher that usually came to class drunk, and always wore horrid makeup and strange clothes. She usually leans against her desk or sits on it while trying to teach class, and one day she went to do that but totally missed the desk and fell back on the floor XD my mom was shocked when my sister brought it up at the dinner table, cuz my sister hardly spoke of things like that lol  

[Bag3l in a Box]

My sixth grade science teacher put on Happy Bunny slippers, stood on the desk, and yelled at us.

The slippers said "it's all about me".

She was the reason I hated 6th grade :]  

[Etoile.Heureuse]

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I have the dumbest principal ever. mad D She won't let us pick up any snow because some dumb kidS died from being rolled over by a big snowball. rolleyes It never happened in Burlington, and Niagara is like, an hour away.  

[DumberDan]

Is it stoopid in here...

I remember when I was in the 5th Grade and Spongebob the Movie came out on DVD. So on rainy days we would watch movies in class instead of going outside, and guess what? They wouldn't even let us watch it cause it was PG!

...or is it just me?

 

[CuriousKitty]

My first grade teacher accused me of cheating on a test. It was a simple "Answer the questions to find out what colors go where" type of deal for math. Now I'm not great at math ((granted the problems weren't hard and I could have figured them out anyway.)) but I'm great with colors. So after I answered a few of the easier questions I figured out what the picture was and colored in the rest, answering the problems to the pieces I couldn't figure out.
Thing is, this other girl and I were the only ones that got 100% right. So the teacher accused me of copying the girl and made me stay in for recess and retake the test. The girl on the other hand, instead of having to stay in and retake the test with me, got to go out and play with her friends.
I insist the teacher was racist, because the girl that got 100% is black, my ex-teacher is black, and I am white.
To make it worse, after I re-answered all the questions, correctly mind you. She said to me "I don't want you to use the answered you memorized and stole from [insert girl's name here]! I want you to give me the answers you figure out yourself!". So I went back, retook the test for a third time, and just to humor my teacher gave a wrong answer. ((The picture was still colored correctly though.))
Then she gave me a smirk and told me "See, cheaters never prosper. Now don't you feel good that you did the work yourself. You can go outside now." D<
I got 7 minutes of recess. It sucked a**. She is, to this day, my most loathed teacher. I only wish I could go back in time and tell her that 'Just because the other kids can't figure out their reds from their oranges, doesn't mean I can't, lady! So why don't you stop accusing me of cheating? I just went about the correct answers a different way!' or something a long those lines. xD

 

[Muzzi23]

Well, my really creepy Spanish teacher walked into class one day and announced. "Yeah-yeah. I feel down the stair yesterday." He jumped his leg in the air.

But he's so creepy. I'm like his favorite student so he looks at me all the time. confused

 

[x Sasami]

<3
L'amour regarde pas avec les yeux mais avec l'esprit.

My 6th grade art teacher would start crying over the stupidest things. She cried when someone used the wrong sink (take note there were at least five sinks in that room, she'd get all upset if we didn't use a certain one), she cried and sent a kid to detention for stepping on a colored pencil, tripping, and almost breaking her nose.

She also graded us on how good our drawings were. It's not our fault some of us can't draw. ;o;

And I hate to brag, but I'm a pretty good artist. I never got an A in that class. Not even an A-.


I have many more stories about that art teacher, too. xD

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind.

<3

 

[DumberDan]

Is it stoopid in here...

I kind of had an art teacher like you Sasami. One day in class we were assigned with the task of drawing a portrait of somebody with art pastels. So I'm sitting there minding my own buisness and coloring the skin, when all of a sudden...the crazy lady grabs my pastel and starts yelling at me, "No, no, no! Like this!" And started coloring all over my portrait. I was in first grade at the time and I felt like smackin that old biddy...

...or is it just me?

 

[FoxyDragon17]

I had a retarded sub in grade 5 and if ou didnt tie your shoes she would step on your laces one girlalmost broke her nose!  

[XAmberrXO]

Spanish teacher looked down some girls shirt and got fired xp  

[XAmberrXO]

Oh I have another one. My friend was wearing a fitch shirt and my english teacher told her to change it because it looked to much like B***h(sorry) and my friend had worn that shirt like a million times before.  

[Tangled`]

Most teachers normally.. Trip over stuff and yes its funny,
But slapstick comedy eat your heart out!..

One day i was in the hall walking down and i seen a BIN. or trash can on the door.. so i walked through the oppasite door.. then a teached came behind me.. and this ladies and gentlemen.. never works.. she opend the door and it fell ontop of her.. she fell over tripping on the lifted up rug. and got rolled down the hall. I couldnt stop laughing about that for weeks.. and its still funny now ;]] rofl  

[Hildr]

My junior year of high school, my World History teacher fell asleep during a test. We`d all turned in the test and started talking then someone went to ask him if she could go to the bathroom. He fell out of his chair because she startled him.

I`d find this somewhat normal if he were elderly, but he was thirty-something.

And my senior year, my Calculus teacher didn`t know I was there. The third week after winter break, I came into class and she was like "Oh? Are you a new student?!"
"Um. . . I`ve been here all year. . ."
She thought I was a foreign exchange kid because of my accent. . .

I`m forgetting the fact that I`d had her for Trigonometry the year before. . .

 

[Tangled`]

Rofl. my teacher allmost did the splits down some stairs?