Favorite Quotes/ Movie Lines/ Song Lyrics

[s4mgir1v3rsi0n]

There are probably like 98673465 great lines from Buffy but one off the top of my head is

Anya: "I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped and frankly it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."
Xander: "And the amazing thing? Still more romantic than Faith."  

[Bella Doe]

"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does."
"You can bring spider pig,"
"He's not spider pig anymore, hes harry plopper."  

[Rebbyy]

From Donnie Darko (may not be completely accurate...it's been some time)

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't creat Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy to try and over throw the Smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang bang scenario...it just couldn't happen! Smurf's are a-sexual, they don't even have reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. I mean, that's what's so illogical about being a Smurf, y'know...I mean, what's the point in living...if you don't have a d**k?  

[AidrianAkar]

"Dream of me, lock inside your mind I’ll hide
Scream my name, fell me breath along your thighs
Close your eyes just dream"

A Skylit Drive - A Reason For Broken Wings  

[Tangled`]

So cutt my wrists and black my eyes!! emo  

[Brago Bellmond]

"It doesn't matter I'm probably going to get hit by a car anyways." Ending lyric to Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies.  

[AidrianAkar]

Matt- "I am the king of randomness"
Shawn- "the hell you are, I am an evil toaster pastry from heaven shat out by your mom..."
Matt- "I stand corrected"  

[Tangled`]

"If you can dodge traffic you can dodge a ball!"
Dodgeball<3  

[AidrianAkar]

"THIS IS CAKETOWN!"

300 PG trailer  

[Tangled`]

"Bring out the deaaad" -Rings a lil bell-

~Monty P, and the holy grail  

[Rebbyy]

"Who died and made you King of the Zombies?"
Shaun of the Dead  

[Tangled`]

"When life gives you lemmons.. squirt the juice in someones eye"
~ QI  

[Rebbyy]

Tangled`

"Bring out the deaaad" -Rings a lil bell-

~Monty P, and the holy grail

xd

Bridge Keeper: What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King arthur: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Bridge Keeper: what?! I don't know that! AAARRRGGGHHH *thrown into gorge*  

[AidrianAkar]

My quote:

"let me teach you of the sinistry in salvation"  

[Tangled`]

Rebel Sheep

Tangled`

"Bring out the deaaad" -Rings a lil bell-

~Monty P, and the holy grail

xd

Bridge Keeper: What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King arthur: What do you mean? African or European swallow?
Bridge Keeper: what?! I don't know that! AAARRRGGGHHH *thrown into gorge*

"Why are you bashing coconuts together!?"