Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Chris: Ha! I was put in the live action sequences of the previews for RE5. I got real life screen time and all you got was animation. I was there for real, you died in the opening newspaper.  

[Alkaizer87]

((This is getting to be fun))
Leon: At least my movie was a real fsurvival horror movie, unlike your action game.
*review windows open up in front of him.*
Leon: What?! The rated it as an Action Movie?! No!!!!!  

[MadamTarantula]

Alkaizer87

Leon: Tch, atleast I've been in a movie. No one would put your steroid a$$ in one.

Actually Mr. Kennedy, no one would put him in a baseball team. Schwarzenegger and Stallone have starred in plenty box-office hits. talk2hand

*grabs a bowl of popcorn and sits back*  

[Alkaizer87]

Ashley: So when we get home, how about we do a little down time?
Leon: Sure!
*At her room.*
Ashley: That's it Leon! Kneel down before your mistress! Nya, ha, ha, ha.
*Ashley whips Leon while in her dominatrix outfit.*
Leon: This isn't what I had in mind. I want my Krauser, at least he could understand my feelings.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Alkaizer87

((This is getting to be fun))
Leon: At least my movie was a real fsurvival horror movie, unlike your action game.
*review windows open up in front of him.*
Leon: What?! The rated it as an Action Movie?! No!!!!!

Chris: Ha. See what I mean? Plus, you never got any of that Ghetto booty like I did. Then again, you weren't always one to pick up on hints from the ladies in the first place...  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Also...
(Spoiler)
Wesker: *Reading the end of the script* Chris, rawr... And... ... What the ********? I die!? WHO THE ******** WROTE THIS!?  

[Alkaizer87]

Leon: I can take hints from the ladies.
Ada: Bull s**t! You fu@#ed me in the wrong hole!
Leon: Hold on, Ada is a guy's name right?
*Note* Leon's stupid enoguh to think a lady is a male in crossdress.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

Chris: Psh, you idiot. The president's daughter was going to put out for you and you said no. You're just a f**.  

[Alkaizer87]

*Leon cries*
Leon: Whya re you being so mean to me? f** is the incorrect term. I'm homosexual.

((Ok maybe we should stop, we've already messed up Leon, and it's getting into a more personal feel instead of Things that they would never say....even htough they would actually never say that...Point is it's getting more off topic.))  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

I don't believe it's off topic. They really would never say these things. I'm enjoying myself. biggrin

Chris: Ji- I mean, Sheva! wait!
Sheva: What were you about to say?
Chris: Nothing!
Sheva: I knew it! You're thinking of your old partner again, aren't you!?  

[YinYangSpider]

Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and...
Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are.  

[Celestial Fox Frenzi]

YinYangSpider

Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and...
Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are.

Chris: What? I was gonna say tough!
Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember?  

[Annie Anthrax]

Wesker: You know, maybe this whole evil villain business is getting a bit silly.  

[Alkaizer87]

Celestial Fox Frenzi

YinYangSpider

Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and...
Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are.

Chris: What? I was gonna say tough!
Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember?

Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4.
Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive.
Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing.
Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Annie Anthrax

Wesker: You know, maybe this whole evil villain business is getting a bit silly.

Wesker: "I should just go apologize to Chris and Jill and forget this nonsense. Yeah, maybe settle down with Excella and start a family!"