Corrupt a Wish

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it is made from your best friend.

I wish I had a comb (the top feathers on a rooster's head not a hair comb)  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but in order to have that, you must also inherit the rooster's lack of a p***s. xp

I wish the pudding in my fridge was not limited. *le sigh*  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it is all aged tapioca and whey pudding, which gives you massive indigestion.

I wish people had the common sense to put beer and bongs on the same level of social evil.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but they would be on the wrong level and something really evil (like forcing your kids to eat broccoli) would become socially acceptable. NOOOOO!!!! pirate

I wish the mods on SoFurry.com would actually act mature and follow the rules instead of posting pornography on a forum that's supposed to be PG 13... -_-'  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but the high percentage of creative, entertaining, closet pervert demo-graph leave the site and it goes under.

(i like broccoli btw) I wish laser eye surgery did not have side effects.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted but you must be a woman for it to work on you.

I wish my parents would let me have a pet rat.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it's male and the uria secrete smell on it's under side never comes out.

I wish you'd wouldn't take my manhood again in the next corruption... xd  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but this time I make it swell up to 10 times its normal size, and when you get a boner the loss of blood from everywhere else in your body kills you. (lolsorry. I'll be nicer next time.)

I wish there were black skittles that were blackberry flavoured. 3nodding  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

(I'm sure there is a hidden message in there somewhere ninja )
Granted you now found yourself at the Mars Inc. HQ building in Maine without a dollar to buy the skittles.

I wish people could emote in real life.  

[Lazurkri]

wish granted...but suddenly, people can ONLY emote. Society quickly grinds to a halt as the lack of accurate communication causes chaos...and Zombies invade for some reason.

I wish I could kill people without the cops coming after me  

[iToxicOreo]

granted but they come back to life and all come after you and end up raping you continuously  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

iToxicOreo... you're supposed to make a wish now. 3nodding  

[spikaly]

Mind if I join?

As there is no wish above me...no additional grants... sweatdrop


I wish I really did have fox ears and fox tail.  

[XxX_Shadow-Wolf458XxX]

Granted but a fox was killed in the making of the ears and tail

I wish i had a cookie ._.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but the cookie has worms in it.

I wish I lived in Ireland.