Armored Core: The Final Push (Paused)

[Zahzi]

Jarid's mouth was rather too full to even chew...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Guess we should have chewed the first bite, eh?" Kelly growled, reaching over and grabbing a napkin from the table, holding it out in front of Jarid's mouth.

"Spit." She ordered with a grunt.  

[Zahzi]

It wasn't even a spit, more like a painful cough that caused the food to exit the mouth.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Kelly just gave a sigh, releasing Jarid's ear but holding the napkin out still.

"...Would you PLEASE eat." She sighed again, looking at him tiredly.  

[Zahzi]

"...Just so you know, the food is still too hot to even be touching...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Then blow on it for Christ's sake." Kelly groaned.  

[Zahzi]

"Hard to do when you shove it straight into my mouth..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Which is why we should have ate on our own." Kelly grunted.

"Now blow, and eat what you spat out."  

[Zahzi]

"Why?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

The food was then shoved back into Jarid's mouth.

"I HOPE YOU ******** CHOKE!!" Kelly barked, as she grabbed him by the top of his head and bottom of his jaw, moving his mouth so he was chewing on the food.  

[Zahzi]

A familiar steel-plated bible slammed into the back of Kelly's head....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Awwwhhhh..." Kelly groaned, rubbing the back of her head as she slowly turned around.

"When the ******** did you get back..?"  

[Zahzi]

"FIVE MINUTES AGO."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Well you should say something and sneak in like a creeper." Kelly grunted, looking away from him now.  

[Zahzi]

"YOU'RE TORTURING OUR GUEST!!"