Talking while you role play

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
Saints? What....?

I didn't even realize Saints was football. They could have been a nay spectator sports team, or even the literal saintsw for all I knew until y' menationed football. :/

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[Hiraru Sagara]

The Louisiana Saints... They are in the line up for the Superbowl.  

[marixe alcyone]

Estu, you should rant about ninjas.  

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
Superbowl? That thing with the good commercials?

...that is all

 

[marixe alcyone]

And the good food, if you go to a party.  

[Cecily D Aria]

Well, that depends on the party.  

[marixe alcyone]

Good parties, then.  

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
But why would you go to a party to see commercials?
Why would you throw a party for good commercials?

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[marixe alcyone]

I go to strategize, and occasionally critique the teams' strategies.  

[Cecily D Aria]

I go for the free food.  

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
strategies in football? I thought it was something like this
"I'll run forwards, you guys defend me!'
"How?"
"By running forward into the other team if they try to run their version of forward into me"

...that is all

 

[marixe alcyone]

No, before the play starts.
Which play to pick, use an option, run, or pass.
Whether to run on 4th down or punt.
Sack the QB or block the run,
that kinda stuff.  

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
...I have no idea what you are talking about...

...that is all

 

[marixe alcyone]

They spell it out for you one TV, but the real thing is harder to understand.
One of the amazing ideas this year was to stall the game via defense by having someone go offsides. They stalled the play so the rest of the guys could get on the field.
And Peyton Manning got sacked AND he got a delay of game! That never happens!
*is lost in a rant*  

[KelpMonger]

All Hail the Reign of the Ostriches!
Let it hereby be announced that:
...see previous post...

IT sounds like they're thinking of clever ways to exploit the rules, which means football players are bad sportsmen and therefore are terrible people, and maybe even should be shot.

...that is all