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Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

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Celestial Fox Frenzi

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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:43 pm


	Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f***t! I'm going to slap the st out of you! Leon: Bring it b**h! Snap Snap Snap*

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:46 pm


	Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f***t! I'm going to slap the st out of you! Leon: Bring it b**h! Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" snap snap snap Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!"

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Celestial Fox Frenzi

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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:38 pm


	The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f***t! I'm going to slap the st out of you! Leon: Bring it b**h! Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" snap snap snap Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!!

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:16 pm


	Celestial Fox Frenzi The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f***t! I'm going to slap the st out of you! Leon: Bring it b**h! Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" snap snap snap Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!! Saddler: Oh Leon! heart Leon: By right there master. Sheva: I knew it! Leon let himself get captured.

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:20 am


	Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f***t! I'm going to slap the st out of you! Leon: Bring it b**h! Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" snap snap snap Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!! Saddler: Oh Leon! heart Leon: By right there master. Sheva: I knew it! Leon let himself get captured. Chris: Well, remember the egg he got injected with? That egg wasn't injected with any conventional needle....

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:33 am


	^ gonk x infinity

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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:25 am


	Ok I'm running out of ideas....Ok how about this. Queer eye for the straight guy: Residnet Evil Edition. knocks on the door. Chris: Who is it?opens Leon: Hello Senior Redfield, ve are vere to dress you up. Chris: What the f$%^? Leon: Get him boys before he gets away. Alfred&Morphius: You're ze Boss. Chris: God no!! Sheva help! Sheva: They finally arrived, and about time. Now that's my end of the bargain. Where's my money? Wesker: Revenge is so sweet. Yes, here it is.hands over money

Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:59 pm


	Chris: Butthurt much, Sheva? Sheva: For your information...Yes it does. Chris: I can ease the pain if you want me to. Sheva: Really? How? Chris: Just come stand by me and I will spray this first aid can in the air around us and all our wounds will go away, including your butthurt. Sheva: That sounds illogical, but I'll give it a shot. What's there to lose? Chris: Ready? Sheva: Yeah. Chris: Sprays the can in her eyes Sheva: Bending over Oww! Wtf! Chris: Shoves a green and red herb mixture up her a. Sheva: Gaah...Wait a minute...My butthurt is gone! Chris, you did it! Slaps his face But why the AROOOGA! did you have to spray me in the eyes? Chris: Rubbing his ouchie Because I knew you would never allow me to shove herbs up your a*. Think about it...A spray can that can heal our wounds? How does that sound illogical? Sheva: It doesn't? Chris: There ya go. Sheva:...Alright, just end this joke already. The only reason you did that was to resurrect this dead thread. Chris: Shhh. Stop breaking the fourth wall dammit. Sheva: But it's the only way to get to the next area. Chris: Huh? That's highly illogical. Sheva: I know. Just as illogical as a grammar freak using the word butthurt. Chris: Why? Sheva: Because butthurt isn't a word. Just like alot. Both of them looks toward the reader* Chris: Well is that so. Well we wouldn't want any hypocrites now, would we? I mean, even making up words is bad enough when all it takes is a space to separate and make it into two real words. Even worst is knowing when you're doing it. And if you think that I am just dragging this out too long, I shall terminate this joke right no... Ha ha, I did this with a joking affection.

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FoxyAreku

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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:40 pm


	Jim: I like my life, it's dandy! Quote: Chris: Huh? That's highly illogical. Sheva: I know. Just as illogical as a grammar freak using the word butthurt. Chris: Why? Sheva: Because butthurt isn't a word. Just like alot. Both of them looks toward the reader Chris: Well is that so. Well we wouldn't want any hypocrites now, would we? I mean, even making up words is bad enough when all it takes is a space to separate and make it into two real words. Even worst is knowing when you're doing it. And if you think that I am just dragging this out too long, I shall terminate this joke right no... LOL! Wow, I almost fell out of my chair XD

Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:47 pm


	Sheva: CHRIS. I want you... Chris: Whaaaat?! Sheva: We're partners! 'Til the end! Jill: whips Chris b*h, you replaced me?! Chris: Oh... st... crying

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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:12 am


	Anyone remember the Rebirth mission in Umbrella Chronicles, with Lisa in it? Lisa pops up, yet AGAIN Wesker: She likes me... Lisa: GROAAAAAN ROARR (ALBERT! YOU CAN'T DENY OUR LOOOOOVE.) -Wesker proceeds to fire more bullets into Lisa and run off, only to later on stumble across her again- Wesker: . . .Are you stalking me? Lisa: ROAR GROAN GROAN ROAAAAR (WHY DO YOU TURN AWAY WHEN I TELL YOU MY FEELINGS, ALBERT?!) -Insert scene with chandelier falling on Lisa, ec.) Days later, Wesker would open up his mailbox to find a love letter from Lisa. :"D