Corrupt a Wish

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Good but because of local customs you are quickly deported to Malaysia.  

[Saga Shadow]

I corrupt your lack of a wish by you no longer being able to wish for anything ever.

I wish I could've spent more time at the zoo today.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted but you would be stuck in the zoo after closing time an have to sleep with the gorillas and they would eat you. cool

I wish my jaw wouldn't hurt...  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but the travelocity garden gnome removes your jaw so it can move its mouth for the commercial.

I wish another person would catch another seemingly foul ball so we could all be angry at person at the same time for something funny.  

[Jackal McFluffybutt]

Granted, but the person who caught it was Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mood ruined!

I wish i had a bagel  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but it has mold!

I wish I had a spray on Tuxedo, water proof.  

[Saga Shadow]

Granted, but it's not sweatproof.

I wish I had the ability to fly!  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted but you can only do it while wearing a pink tutu and only if you're going to deliver candy to small children. razz

I wish it would hurry up and be tomorrow so I can see Bingo again! I miss him so much! 3nodding heart heart  

[Metal criminal minds]

Granted but now he's in a bad mood and yells at you for hours

I wish this game were on more forums  

[Ryzen Fenix]

granted, but you cannot post on any of them lol
i wish i didn't have to go to school  

[Metal criminal minds]

Granted but now you have to be home schooled by Elton John  

[kid knight12]

I wish for a fully powered, fully equipped, and fully functional Gundam.  

[Metal criminal minds]

granted but unfortunatly it is about to self destruct in three seconds

I wish my brother would stop using my computer  

[kid knight12]

granted, but your computer contracts a Trojan horse virus and crashes... every 5 seconds.

I wish job applications were less difficult.  

[Metal criminal minds]

Granted, but now it is impossible for you to get a job

I wish for more lesbiens