Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

". . .But calling you old is calling ME old. And I'm not old! I'm not old I tell ya!!"  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah...I know..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"So, let's use deductive reason here, Gil... Who do you THINK I was calling old?"  

[Zahzi]

"...Alex."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Good job~ I'd give you a cookie, but I'm fresh out."  

[Zahzi]

"...You make cookies?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"When I got bored, sometimes... Not often though."  

[Zahzi]

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Something wrong?" Demi asked, raising an eyebrow.  

[Zahzi]

"...Nothing!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Demi's eyes then narrowed into a glare.
"Liar! Tell me!"  

[Zahzi]

"...I'm...ComPLETELY serious..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You hesitated before shouting nothing! Something's wrong and you're not telling me!" Demi snapped, pointing a finger at him.
"LIAR!"  

[Zahzi]

"............................You just don't seem the type to bake cookies."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Is this because I'm a rich kid?" Demi asked, her eye twitching.