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I'm saving up for an MP3 player.
How much memory is gonna last for 1-2 hours of music?
Also, what music is recommended?

I've already got the Tomorrow hill song in the songlist.
I like that song, it was in that one level of Wario ware:Smooth Moves.

Me:
whassup!
God:
Same old.
Me:
you play any video games latley?
God:
That's good information: said I play any video games latley.
Me:
have you?
God:
Once or twice.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
got a wife?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
whos that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
milk mystic
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
is that a trick question?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
whats the deal with Bush?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i know but what about our president?
God:
How do you know? Does it have anything to do with Me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no you don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
ok so you do
God:
Interesting deduction. When do I do it? Whoa.
Me:
are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
that makes sense
God:
Yes I understand it perfectly.
Me:
do you have a crush on someone?
God:

Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
do you love anyone?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
and who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so A sexually?
God:
Ayuh. What is giant sand?
Me:
rocks
God:
I think rocks is a lot of things.
Me:
like your brain?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i know i have great creativity, thanks.
God:
Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
fun to look through it?
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
can i have some forbidden fruit?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to see what it tastes like.
God:
Is it a movie?
Me:
no its a food
God:
A boot? A TV show? what it tastes like is a food. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
i'l give ya a boot
God:
Interesting gossip: said l give ya a boot.
Me:
stop that
God:
" Interesting gossip: said l give ya a boot."? Stop it.
Me:
no ou
God:
Are you serious? Ou vous pourriez être.
Me:
now your annoying me
God:
Why now? I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
then stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
...
God:
Stop what?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Dude! Your god?
Me:
yes...
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
death
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
its the guy who takes care of the immortal souls on earth.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
you just said you never heard of it
God:
Yes I try to heard of it as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
lovely day isn't it?
God:
It seems beautiful to me too.
Me:
i want some snow
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
cause its fun
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
cause ou of all the other kinds of weather, its the most beautiful, and I rarely see it.
God:
Good reason. All?
Me:
when you made humans, did you use genetics engineering?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
oregon
God:
Tell me a little about your life in OREGON.
Me:
you have my file you should know
God:
Do you give it easily?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
" Because Myself programmed me for it."? Why?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
i like pie
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
when it gets burnt
God:
That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.
Me:
are you mocking me?
God:
No I'm just kidding around.
Me:
sure you are
God:
Excuse me! No I am not.
Me:
I KNEW IT!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you just told me
God:
I'm just checking to see if you are awake smile .
Me:
its only 7:00 PM
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
well yeah you are god
God:
How about that. I will ask my botmaster to program it. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Did you really bless America?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
that isn't what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
did you bless America?
God:
No I didn't bless America. What's it like?
Me:
so then our governent is lying to us?
God:
Hmm. It would be nice if our governent is lying to us.
Me:
how would it be nice?
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
your doing it again
God:
Once more? I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
say hi to jesus and satan for me
God:
" hi to jesus and satan for me".
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.