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 Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:45 am
Nudge two hundred and fifty-nine
29. If the Evil Overlord invites me to go on a hunt with him, I will decline the invitation.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:45 am
bump 360.
well my sister wants on.
catch me if you can.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:47 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty
30. If I have a copy of the Evil Overlord's plans and my capture is imminent, I will not send the only copy of those plans away with a cute little sidekick. I will make many copies of the plans and send them away with many cute little sidekicks. heart
One problem with the bumping while you're at church. I'm a greedy b***h and I'll stop after a certain point depending on the gold I get. XD I'm much more likely to stop before you do.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:48 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-one
31. If I maintain a secret identity, I will keep my transformation ritual as simple and quick as possible so that I cannot be interrupted during it. heart
I'll sure try!! And you just proved me a lier...*defiant sneer*
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:49 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-two
32. I will not keep information secret in order to prevent widespread hysteria; it never works. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:51 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-three
33. My fortress will include a holding room for any annoying kids, nerds, would-be love interests and other wannabe-types who follow me there and insist on joining my group. They will be kept in this room until the Evil Overlord is defeated. If there are holodecks available, I will throw the wannabe into it while he/she is asleep and activate the Epic Adventure program. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:52 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-four
34. When the Evil Overlord's Seductive Daughter tries to subvert me through her womanly wiles, I will keep in mind the diseases she is likely to have caught from all the netherwordly creatures with whom she is probably also consorting, as well as the possibility that the Evil Overlord has a hidden camera/crystal ball trained on me and is forcing my True Love to watch. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:54 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-five
35. I will not needlessly expose myself to enemy gunfire, hand-to-hand combat, or dogfights.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:56 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-six
36. There are three dimensions in space. I do not have to attack in the same plane as the opponent.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:57 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-seven
37. I will not count on other rebels being as self-sacrificing as I.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:59 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-eight
38. I do not need to give the Overlord a fair chance. Shooting him in the back works for me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:01 am
Nudge two hundred and sixty-nine
39. I will never say "This one is mine!" and engage in a one-on-one struggle with the Evil Overlord or any of his henchmen; however, I might say "This one is mine!" and stand back while my comrades, by prior arrangement, pump all available firepower into the now-distracted target.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:02 am
Nudge two hundred and seventy
40. If my village allies defeat the elite forces of the Evil Overlord, I will take a few minutes to learn how they did it and incorporate the information gained into my strategies. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:03 am
Nudge two hundred and seventy-one
41. If my True Love is captured and forced into marriage with the Evil Overlord, I will not attempt to rescue her until after the ceremony, unless said ceremony will irrevocably harm or alter her in some way. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:05 am
Nudge two hundred and seventy-two
42. If she doesn't already know, I shall train my True Love in the art of unarmed combat, so that when the Evil Overlord uses her as a human shield she can slam her heel between his legs.
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