Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[PrematurelyDeadCreation]

chris redfield:FALCON.......PUNCH!!!!!  

[OhEdd]

Chris:Eww...I just stepped in zombie s**t!

Wesker: 7 mins... 7 mins is all I can spare with you. IN BED!

Leon:ACK! Ganados! Ashley save me!
Ashley:FINE *groans and throws herself at the ganados*.

Ganados: wassup Leon!
Leon: *grabs head and crushes it*

zombie:OW! *does the moonwalk* yeah! *plays smooth criminal*  

[OhEdd]

Resident Evil 4 Merchant: I got a selection of GOOD THINGS on sale stranger...*whips coat*
Leon biggrin ang! Now thats what I call a BARREL!

((I can't believe I thought of this O.O))  

[Alkaizer87]

....laughs really hard on the wesker part.*....Ow my sides....Also about the Barrel thing, that's not the first time, I've seen a joke almost like that. It was on a webcomic once on www.vgcats.com . the only differennce was that at the end. I blieve it went something like this.

Aeris( as Ashley): I'm going to go find an herb to heal wounds.
Merchant: I got a selection of good things on sale stranger.
Leo( as Leon): Woah that's the biggest barrel I've ever seen. Is it pump action?
*aeris just came in from behind merchant and heard Leo.*
Leo: Wait it's not what it sounds like.
*aeris starts to walk away.*
Aeris: I don't want to know.

Edit:
Wesker: 7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I have to spare with you, and then I have to go talk to Capcom about how I escape death at the end, and how I reappear in Resident Evil 6.
Chris: Aw not again!!
Wesker: Yes I know. They over work me too much.  

[Twili-Chan]

Chris: 'I'm sooo in love with Wesker!'  

[Alkaizer87]

Chris: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alkaizer87

Chris: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.

Yeah, that's Leon's line.  

[Alkaizer87]

That's why I didn't make leon say it, because he would actually say that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Alkaizer87

That's why I didn't make leon say it, because he would actually say that.

I know. Just saying.

Zombie: Change? Can you spare some change?  

[Alkaizer87]

ok ouch......anyways...
Leon: Ashley help!
Ashley: Shut up, I'm trying to kill a zombie......I mean Ganados.
Ganados: Mmm...Leon flavor.
....Oh wait I forget they don't eat meat.....hold on...I think they do actually eat people, just go through the process of making roasted like that police guy near the begining. Then again they wouldn't say he's tasty more like yucky.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Spencer: "The Wesker Children were entrusted with endless potential. Of them, only one survived. You."
Wesker: "Are you saying I was manufactured?"

*Wesker takes a look at the bottom of his shoe. "ANDY" is scrawled across it. Randy Newman starts to play.*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Sherry: "Hello mother! Hello father! Here I am at... Camp Grenada!"  

[King of Paradise]

Mr. Kennedy

Spencer: "The Wesker Children were entrusted with endless potential. Of them, only one survived. You."
Wesker: "Are you saying I was manufactured?"

*Wesker takes a look at the bottom of his shoe. "ANDY" is scrawled across it. Randy Newman starts to play.*

LMFAO. I'm a Pixar nut, so the Toy Story nod was much appreciated ha ha.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

The Labyrinthian

Mr. Kennedy

Spencer: "The Wesker Children were entrusted with endless potential. Of them, only one survived. You."
Wesker: "Are you saying I was manufactured?"

*Wesker takes a look at the bottom of his shoe. "ANDY" is scrawled across it. Randy Newman starts to play.*

LMFAO. I'm a Pixar nut, so the Toy Story nod was much appreciated ha ha.

OHHHH!! NOW I get it!

But you know, even without that last part, Resident Evil characters wouldn't have a conversation as dumb as that.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Heh, sarcasm again?