Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Biohazard EXTREME]

No... No sarcasm at all. That Toy Story reference flew right over my head. And real Resident Evil characters wouldn't have a conversation like that. Because true Resident Evil wouldn't have something called the Wesker Children. Not unless Ada got knocked up.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Oh just ignoring RE5? Cause the conversation went like that. Just like that. xp  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

No, not ignoring. Ridiculing. That's just my point. RE5 is NOT Resident Evil.  

[Mr. Kennedy]

Oh. I getcha xp  

[King of Paradise]

Sheva: What's the plan then?
Chris: Right. Take car. Go to Excella's. Kill Wesker - sorry - grab Jill, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Sheva: Yeah, boyyyeee!  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Next time you're gonna use a quote from a movie as awesome as Shaun of the Dead, please apply it to at least a decent RE game. The best RE5 deserves is a Tom Cruise quote.


Wesker: "Bon-jer-no! You must be the lovely Claire Redfield!"  

[NotteRequiem]

Biohazard EXTREME

Wesker: "Bon-jer-no! You must be the lovely Claire Redfield!"

This seriously made me the happiest person alive. Thank you, Bio.  

[King of Paradise]

Biohazard EXTREME

Next time you're gonna use a quote from a movie as awesome as Shaun of the Dead, please apply it to at least a decent RE game. The best RE5 deserves is a Tom Cruise quote.


Wesker: "Bon-jer-no! You must be the lovely Claire Redfield!"

Ok then...

Chris *On the phone*: This is Chris Redfield who is this?
Majini: THIS IS FLAMING MAJI-NI!
Chris: Oh ok, flaming majini, ******** face. First, take a big step back... and literally, ******** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of African bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Africa Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ******** firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ******** United Nations and get a ******** binding resolution to keep me from ******** destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, ********! I will massacre you! I WILL ******** YOU UP!  

[Alkaizer87]

that reminds me...
*chris answers the phone.*
Chris: Hello?
Wesker: Waz up!!!!
Chris: zup!!!!
Wesker: So what you doing?
Chris: Just chilin, and watching my game.
*sound of jill playing re5 in the background.*  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Why would Jill be playing RE5? Wouldn't she be playing one of the good ones?  

[King of Paradise]

During Resident Evil 5...

Chris: Hey, did you like my super movie? I call it "The Ugly Branch!"
Sheva: Wait, what? Super move?
Chris: Yeah, the magnifititties punch I just threw is my super move. I call it "The Ugly Branch" because the after effect is like I just beat your face with a branch from the ugly tree.
Sheva: You consider punching people in the face a super move?
Chris: Well, yeah...Why, do you have a super move better then mine?
Sheva: As a matter of fact-
*A majini comes rushing at them*
Chris: Whoa! Don't worry, I got this!
Sheva: No, I got this!
*She jumps a story into the air and lands on the majini, crushing him to the ground and then jumping on his body several times after that.*
Chris: Jesus jumping jacks Christ! Where did you learn how to do that?!
Sheva: Well............



Can anyone get the reference?  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Um.. The Paris Hilton episode of South Park?  

[King of Paradise]

Biohazard EXTREME

Um.. The Paris Hilton episode of South Park?

WRONG! Try again.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Well, I dunno then. I'm out.

Wesker: "All weak people deserve to be eaten... By me."  

[King of Paradise]

Biohazard EXTREME

Well, I dunno then. I'm out.

Wesker: "All weak people deserve to be eaten... By me."

I'm disappointed in you Mortal Kombat fan.