Hello, I'm a Noob and I like Resident Evil

[MadamTarantula]

I'm friends with one. It's more aggravating than hilarious. >_>  

[VlCKERS]

NotteRequiem

How... unfortunate. rofl

BTW... has anyone come across an RE noob in real life? It's one of the most hilarious experiences ever. Just throwing that out there.

This girl I kind of hang out with had "I love Resident Evil 4. *orgasms*" on her MySpace.

She had a fffffing Umbrella Corp T-Shirt. gonk
All she had played was RE4.
I wanted to beat her and take her shirt.

"Do you even KNOW what Umbrella is?"
"Uhh, yeah. I've SEEN Degeneration. I'm not dumb."

Luckily she's gotten better now that my friend and I are educating her.  

[MM-212 Beta]

I agree. Its really aggravating. They'll say something like, "Have you played RE4? I absolutely love that game." Being me trying not to start an argument, I'll say something like, "yeah I played it, it's pretty good". Knowing I'm muffling under my breath..."SHUT THE HELL UP" scream

I also get caught up in certain situations where if someone asks me something about Resident Evil, I want to answers them, but if I do, I will start popping out facts and why the franchise took a turn and what not. Then they'll think, "man what a stupid video game nerd." So it's important to find common ground first with someone.  

[MadamTarantula]

VlCKERS

NotteRequiem

How... unfortunate. rofl

BTW... has anyone come across an RE noob in real life? It's one of the most hilarious experiences ever. Just throwing that out there.

This girl I kind of hang out with had "I love Resident Evil 4. *orgasms*" on her MySpace.

She had a fffffing Umbrella Corp T-Shirt. gonk
All she had played was RE4.
I wanted to beat her and take her shirt.

"Do you even KNOW what Umbrella is?"
"Uhh, yeah. I've SEEN Degeneration. I'm not dumb."

Luckily she's gotten better now that my friend and I are educating her.

Let me guess, it was the one that was sold at Hot Topic in 2005? They sold a few other shirts, but that were meh. They also had an Umbrella hoodie and a S.T.A.R.S. hoodie that I ended up buying for $12 in clearance (compared to it's original price of $40), and a couple patches (a shitty RPD patch and Umbrella's symbol - bought one). The Umbrella shirt was the first thing my husband ever bought for me back when we dated, so I'm very partial to it. heart

I'm sure they will be selling a 5 shirt (if they aren't already), but I don't put a foot in that store anymore. xp

OMFG, she wore an Umbrella shirt and didn't know who they were? She should've gotten pimp-slapped. evil  

[NotteRequiem]

MM-212 Beta

I agree. Its really aggravating. They'll say something like, "Have you played RE4? I absolutely love that game." Being me trying not to start an argument, I'll say something like, "yeah I played it, it's pretty good". Knowing I'm muffling under my breath..."SHUT THE HELL UP" scream

I also get caught up in certain situations where if someone asks me something about Resident Evil, I want to answers them, but if I do, I will start popping out facts and why the franchise took a turn and what not. Then they'll think, "man what a stupid video game nerd." So it's important to find common ground first with someone.

Ugh... I have a hard time keeping my opinions to myself when it gets like that. There was even a time when I was in a choir rehearsal that my friend started asking me if I liked RE4... and then asked me to explain why I didn't... And then started to complain about the tank controls. *facepalm* Lazy fools.. all of them.  

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AngelaAshford

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NotteRequiem

How... unfortunate. rofl

BTW... has anyone come across an RE noob in real life? It's one of the most hilarious experiences ever. Just throwing that out there.

This girl I kind of hang out with had "I love Resident Evil 4. *orgasms*" on her MySpace.

She had a fffffing Umbrella Corp T-Shirt. gonk
All she had played was RE4.
I wanted to beat her and take her shirt.

"Do you even KNOW what Umbrella is?"
"Uhh, yeah. I've SEEN Degeneration. I'm not dumb."

Luckily she's gotten better now that my friend and I are educating her.

Let me guess, it was the one that was sold at Hot Topic in 2005? They sold a few other shirts, but that were meh. They also had an Umbrella hoodie and a S.T.A.R.S. hoodie that I ended up buying for $12 in clearance (compared to it's original price of $40), and a couple patches (a shitty RPD patch and Umbrella's symbol - bought one). The Umbrella shirt was the first thing my husband ever bought for me back when we dated, so I'm very partial to it. heart

I'm sure they will be selling a 5 shirt (if they aren't already), but I don't put a foot in that store anymore. xp

OMFG, she wore an Umbrella shirt and didn't know who they were? She should've gotten pimp-slapped. evil

God, if I had lurked in Hot Topic in 05 I would have bought the hoodies. I love me some hoodies.
In all honesty, the only Resident Evil t-shirt I really went insane over was the one with the guns and gasmask.
I found a medium one on Ebay for like 15 bucks, but I have no way of buying it.

All she knew was "Oh yeah that zombie making thingy."
I just looked at her like "b***h YOU BEST BE PLAYING." mad  

[MadamTarantula]

Zombie making thingy? *pictures a factory with zombies going down a conveyor belt*  

[Belbecat]

Saw Umbrella shirts in a Preview once, too bad it was too late to order. I hate when people call themselves fans of things they don't know...bleh talk2hand  

[Canas Renvall]

darkkingofhearts

hi i like the resident evil series and i would like 2 join so can i please join

No words. xd  

[VlCKERS]

Do people who apply even know how to describe things? D:
Be specific, people!
The games? The movies? Or did you just play 4 and now want to play 5?
We don't know when you just say "Pleez can I j0in?". gonk  

[Alkaizer87]

Hey vicks I made a new device to shoot the idiots that we accept andthen reject. Want to use it on the next noob?*starts up time machine.* Lets send them back to RE2, that'll teach them. Getting eaten at the last moment, alive, and then gettign nuked at the same time. That'll be fun.  

[MadamTarantula]

Canas Renvall

darkkingofhearts

hi i like the resident evil series and i would like 2 join so can i please join

No words. xd

I LIEK TEH RE I CAN HAS MEMBERSHIPZ?

rofl  

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Alkaizer87

Hey vicks I made a new device to shoot the idiots that we accept andthen reject. Want to use it on the next noob?*starts up time machine.* Lets send them back to RE2, that'll teach them. Getting eaten at the last moment, alive, and then gettign nuked at the same time. That'll be fun.

Can we use that laser cannon from the end of RE3?
4laugh  

[Alkaizer87]

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Alkaizer87

Hey vicks I made a new device to shoot the idiots that we accept andthen reject. Want to use it on the next noob?*starts up time machine.* Lets send them back to RE2, that'll teach them. Getting eaten at the last moment, alive, and then gettign nuked at the same time. That'll be fun.

Can we use that laser cannon from the end of RE3?
4laugh

Ok, but you owe me since I have to buy. *buys the cannon from barry.* There you go.