Corrupt a Wish

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but the end result is the death of your motor skills.

I wish Pudding could heal deafness.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Ok, but it has this weird side effect that makes you go blind.

I wish you were a taco.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but I'm too much taco to be eaten, neither am I cooked.

I wish Cherry coke grew on rain forest trees so no one would cut them down.  

[giantess michelle]

ya but since its growing in the rain forest the cherry coke is watered down
i wish candy cured cancer  

[SnorlaxPunk]

Granted, but everything else causes it.
I wish I didn't require sleep to live.  

[giantess michelle]

ya you are paralized from the neck down and stuck in bed for the rest of your life
i wish there was no wars  

[Ryzen Fenix]

Granted but everyone is now dead.. so now these is now war to start xD

I wish i didn't have to pay for xbox live  

[Metal criminal minds]

Granted, but now the only other person that can play Xbox live in Micheal Jackson

I wish my cats were not so ditzy  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but they are all not so entertaining so you euthanize them.

I wish people were allergic to cocaine so everyone had to walk around with coin bags.  

[Celtic zombie-kitten]

Granted, but you died as a result of it.

I wish Jeffery and Desmond would meld into one person and The H would completely cease to exist! Then all my problems for the time being would be solved and I wouldn't cry anymoar.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but to balance that just income tax raises 12% M3rcy!!!

I wish feathers could be used as clothing material.  

[Serov]

granted. but they become transparent once you wear them.

I wish people appreciated Meyer's slash pairings.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted but a sense of superficial egoism is bred from it.

I wish the British royal family would come up with their own apology announcement like Taryll Owens. (Yeah I can't spell Taryll right)  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. They did but the didn't apologize for what you wanted them to...

I wish that I were a girl....  

[Knux_nyan]

Granted but you like other girls instead of guys.

I wish i had my inari beads now -_-