Gundam: Holstein Theory (Ended)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Naaah... You don't need your legs to pilot the Eypon."  

[Zahzi]

"ACTUALLY, I do."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Naaah.. You can go through a bit of leg pain."  

[Zahzi]

"...And this proves you're not crazy...How?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Because I could just throw you in the torture room.."  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah. Now I KNOW you're crazy."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"..That's it." Lady sighed as she began to pull out her second pistol. "You're losing feeling in both legs.."  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah. You just proved it." Gil said with a deep sigh.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"No, no... All I did was proof I'm violent~" Lady said as she began taking aim on Gil's legs.

"...WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING." Demi suddenly interrupted, grabbing Gil, and bolting off. "MISSION IS GONNA START ANY TIME NOW."  

[Zahzi]

Gil didn't resist. But he looked back at Lady.
"CRAZY LADY!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"If Demi hadn't broken into a sprint shortly after Gil's outburst, Lady would have managed to put more than just a few 'caps' in his shins...

"GIL HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?"  

[Zahzi]

"Ahh...Good thing I had Iron Shin-Guards on..." Gil said with a chuckle.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"YEAH. Good thing." Demi growled.

"Now if we could just get you a brain transplant..."  

[Zahzi]

"What? I can't just be scared of your mother!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You almost got SHOT, Gil. SHOT."