Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Alkaizer87]

Alfred: Hello my name is Betty, nah, hah.  

[I Rebecca Chambers l]

Mr. Kennedy

Spencer: "The Wesker Children were entrusted with endless potential. Of them, only one survived. You."
Wesker: "Are you saying I was manufactured?"

*Wesker takes a look at the bottom of his shoe. "ANDY" is scrawled across it. Randy Newman starts to play.*

:ROFL: Now, THAT just made my night.

 

[Twili-Chan]

Alkaizer87

Alfred: Hello my name is Betty, nah, hah.

I actually think he might say that... being Alfred and all, he is quite the crazy little person.  

[Azeizel]

(from re5) Chris: ME LOVE ROIDS!!!

(any)Wesker: CHHHRRRIIIISSSSS!!! I LOVE YOU, I can catch a missle with my p***s!!!

Chris to Sheva: Hey Sheva we are alone now and- theres a warehouse over there..you game?

Leon:BORN IN THE USA!!!

Jill: Yuckies!!!  

[x-Kitsune Fox-x]

Mr. Kennedy

Spencer: "The Wesker Children were entrusted with endless potential. Of them, only one survived. You."
Wesker: "Are you saying I was manufactured?"

*Wesker takes a look at the bottom of his shoe. "ANDY" is scrawled across it. Randy Newman starts to play.*

lol thats hilarious  

[x-Kitsune Fox-x]

Leon: ASHLEY HEEELP!!!!!

Ashley:*cocks shotgun* i got this all under control  

[Azeizel]

Wesker: *texting* Hi gurl fran, bout 2 tke ova tha wurld wanna huk up l8tr?  

[taylortenacity]

Wesker: *walks into subway*
Hi, I'd like to get a five dollar foot long. Cheddar Jalapeno bread, pepperjack cheese, and Jill. Lot's of Jill.

Cashier: Sorry, Jill isn't on our five dollar footlong menu, but you can have a Jill Sandwich for seven dollars.

[both wesker and cashier look at the camera]  

[Azeizel]

taylortenacity

Wesker: *walks into subway*
Hi, I'd like to get a five dollar foot long. Cheddar Jalapeno bread, pepperjack cheese, and Jill. Lot's of Jill.

Cashier: Sorry, Jill isn't on our five dollar footlong menu, but you can have a Jill Sandwich for seven dollars.

[both wesker and cashier look at the camera]

Lol- perfect.  

[Alkaizer87]

(Carlos in the truck in the 3rd movie of RE.)
Carlos: LEEERRROOOYYYY Jynkins!  

[DamnBlackHeart]

The enemy is approaching and Ashley is panicking because she sees that there are a lot of them.

Leon: Go ahead, keep crying. The more you cry, the less you have to pee. And I'm NOT going to waste anymore time on you.