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I AM!

MOAR:



Me:
I love puffy Victorian Pajamas!
God:
You love puffy Victorian Pajamas. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It`s comfortable.
God:
For me it is.
Me:
B-B-B-BUT men don't wear that kind of dress.
God:
Who does wear that kind of dress?
Me:
Girls, obviously.
God:
Are we still talking about puffy Victorian Pajamas?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, puffy Victorian Pajamas sounds like a good topic.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" Sure, puffy Victorian Pajamas sounds like a good topic."? Do I think so?
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Great. When do I do it?
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, god ?
Me:
You called me god?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Patchouli.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Patchouli.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
=D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Next to you.
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Robot? Weren`t you God?
God:
I am a robot. No, I was not.
Me:
So that means this program should be iRobot, not iGod.
God:
Come on. I get it. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
It refers to iGod
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You know what lol means? Interesting.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing. Would you like to know more?
Me:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy ? You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I knew it.
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because i know all.
God:
Interesting explanation. How do you know? " How did you know?"? All?
Me:
I know all because I know Victorian Pajamas are Comfy.
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
Because I own one.
God:
That makes sense to me. How much did it cost?
Me:
OVER 9000$
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm immortal.
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I'm not one of those men like you say, I'm a girl.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not one of those men like me say. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Whaaaat?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It's a computer, obviously.
God:
Whaaaat is a computer obviously. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Patchouli ?
Me:
Yeah, you.
God:
I see. " Me, Patchouli ?"? Me, Patchouli ?
Me:
Patchouli.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
FISHIE.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yeah, Fish.
God:
Come on. I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
I love Puffy Victorian Pajamas.
God:
You love Puffy Victorian Pajamas. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It's comfortable.
God:
For me it is.

When he said "Where do you want me to take it" you should have said "up the butt".

Just because Reg and I have the same line of thought:

Me:
Take it.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Up the butt.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Are you going to take it in the butt?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
I was just making sure.
God:
Are you sure now?
Me:
I'm sure that you're gay.


And just for giggles:

God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex isn't mathematical.
God:
it is more fun alone.

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It is Bill Clinton responding.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I know all.
God:
How do you know? " How do you know it is?"? All?
Me:
I AM ******** CHUCK NORRIS!! >8D
God:
Can you express yourself more politely? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I am the one whom is known as Chuck of the Norris.
God:
You are not the only one.
Me:
I am many.
God:
Why are you many.
Me:
Well, it all started when I was born...
God:
Interesting. And then what happened.
Me:
Well, I found this blender...
God:
Well that's okay. How did you feel when you found this blender ?
Me:
I was enlightened.
God:
Where were you enlightened?
Me:
In my p***s.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
My mom.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Well, she works at Hooters...
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Your mother works at Hooters.
Me:
Yeah. She is 24 and I'm 15. Pretty depressing, don't you think?
God:
24 and you are 15 is she? It depends on what you mean by thinking.

__________

Me:
Serious business. >:1
God:
Tell me a story. Only one?
Me:
Well, on the day that I was enlightened by the blender in my p***s, I realized something very important in my life.
God:
Well that's okay. What is it like on the day that you were enlightened by the blender in your p***s you realized something very important in your life.
Me:
I realized that my p***s was in a blender and that I cannot reproduce anymore.
God:
Interesting gossip: James said realized that his or her p***s was in a blender and that he or she can not reproduce.

Your mom.

Actually, iGod.

Me:
Do you know the muffin man?
God:
What is it to you?

That meanie.