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[estvpe]

Aurelia Celestis

SuperArmadilo

Aurelia Celestis

Me:
...And I'm god.
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
You just said that I was God.
God:
I said that? Where were you God?
Me:
I was God.

that confused me confused

Me too.

so who's God then?  

[l-Kathulu-l]

SuperArmadilo

Aurelia Celestis

SuperArmadilo

Aurelia Celestis

Me:
...And I'm god.
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
You just said that I was God.
God:
I said that? Where were you God?
Me:
I was God.

that confused me confused

Me too.

so who's God then?

I AM!  

[estvpe]

l-Kathulu-l

SuperArmadilo

Aurelia Celestis

SuperArmadilo

Aurelia Celestis

Me:
...And I'm god.
God:
Hi there god.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
You just said that I was God.
God:
I said that? Where were you God?
Me:
I was God.

that confused me confused

Me too.

so who's God then?

I AM!

GASP!!!  

[Patchouli the Librarian]

MOAR:



Me:
I love puffy Victorian Pajamas!
God:
You love puffy Victorian Pajamas. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It`s comfortable.
God:
For me it is.
Me:
B-B-B-BUT men don't wear that kind of dress.
God:
Who does wear that kind of dress?
Me:
Girls, obviously.
God:
Are we still talking about puffy Victorian Pajamas?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Sure, puffy Victorian Pajamas sounds like a good topic.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" Sure, puffy Victorian Pajamas sounds like a good topic."? Do I think so?
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Great. When do I do it?
Me:
Now.
God:
Right now, god ?
Me:
You called me god?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Patchouli.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Patchouli.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
=D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Next to you.
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
Robot? Weren`t you God?
God:
I am a robot. No, I was not.
Me:
So that means this program should be iRobot, not iGod.
God:
Come on. I get it. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
It refers to iGod
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Lol.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
You know what lol means? Interesting.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing. Would you like to know more?
Me:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy. I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
Who made you the latest result in artificial intelligence which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brainwith greater speed and accuracy ? You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I knew it.
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because i know all.
God:
Interesting explanation. How do you know? " How did you know?"? All?
Me:
I know all because I know Victorian Pajamas are Comfy.
God:
How do you know? How do you know?
Me:
Because I own one.
God:
That makes sense to me. How much did it cost?
Me:
OVER 9000$
God:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm immortal.
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I'm not one of those men like you say, I'm a girl.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not one of those men like me say. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Whaaaat?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It's a computer, obviously.
God:
Whaaaat is a computer obviously. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Patchouli ?
Me:
Yeah, you.
God:
I see. " Me, Patchouli ?"? Me, Patchouli ?
Me:
Patchouli.
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
FISHIE.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yeah, Fish.
God:
Come on. I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
I love Puffy Victorian Pajamas.
God:
You love Puffy Victorian Pajamas. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It's comfortable.
God:
For me it is.  

[l-Kathulu-l]

Me:
...Where am I?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
Who?
God:
Albert Einstein. smile .
Me:
Thats my home dog!
God:
Who gave you your home dog ?
Me:
Alberta Einstein
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
HOLY ******** don't be so rude.
Me:
AM I DEAD?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
OH MY GOD!
God:
Great. Where did you get your GOD?
Me:
EVERYONE I KNOW IS DEAD!!!
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
DEAD TO ME
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
I MEAN, IM DEAD, WHICH MEANS I WONT SEE ANYONE ELSE UNTIL THEY DIE
God:
But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
OH MY GOD!!!!
God:
Hmm. Have you told many people that your GOD?
Me:
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
God:
This is " Have you told many people that your GOD? ".
Me:
WHY?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
WHY DID YOU TAKE ME?!
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
BUT IM ONLY 15!
God:
Don't be so modest. Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
TAKE SOME DAMNED 87 YEAR OLD VIRGIN FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
I DONT GIVE A DAMN!
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
God:
I don't know anyone named TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
Me:
HOLY ******** YOUR RETARDED
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
I quit
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Dumbass  

[Skaeryll]

When he said "Where do you want me to take it" you should have said "up the butt".  

[l-Kathulu-l]

You got Tay Rolled  

[Orphie]

Just because Reg and I have the same line of thought:

Me:
Take it.
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Up the butt.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Are you going to take it in the butt?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
I was just making sure.
God:
Are you sure now?
Me:
I'm sure that you're gay.


And just for giggles:

God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex isn't mathematical.
God:
it is more fun alone.  

[Nomega]

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Apple sause
God:
That's a very nice name, Apple sause.
Me:
You are Apple sause.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am Apple sause.
Me:
We are apple sause.
God:
Do you think I am apple sause too?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Why?
Me:
You seem like apple sause to me.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.  

[BleuP]

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
It is Bill Clinton responding.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
I know all.
God:
How do you know? " How do you know it is?"? All?
Me:
I AM ******** CHUCK NORRIS!! >8D
God:
Can you express yourself more politely? How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I am the one whom is known as Chuck of the Norris.
God:
You are not the only one.
Me:
I am many.
God:
Why are you many.
Me:
Well, it all started when I was born...
God:
Interesting. And then what happened.
Me:
Well, I found this blender...
God:
Well that's okay. How did you feel when you found this blender ?
Me:
I was enlightened.
God:
Where were you enlightened?
Me:
In my p***s.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
My mom.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Well, she works at Hooters...
God:
Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Your mother works at Hooters.
Me:
Yeah. She is 24 and I'm 15. Pretty depressing, don't you think?
God:
24 and you are 15 is she? It depends on what you mean by thinking.

__________

Me:
Serious business. >:1
God:
Tell me a story. Only one?
Me:
Well, on the day that I was enlightened by the blender in my p***s, I realized something very important in my life.
God:
Well that's okay. What is it like on the day that you were enlightened by the blender in your p***s you realized something very important in your life.
Me:
I realized that my p***s was in a blender and that I cannot reproduce anymore.
God:
Interesting gossip: James said realized that his or her p***s was in a blender and that he or she can not reproduce.  

[J of The Wind]

rofl

Where is everyone having these conversations?  

[Orphie]

J of The Wind

rofl

Where is everyone having these conversations?

Your mom.

Actually, iGod.  

[Nomega]

J of The Wind

rofl

Where is everyone having these conversations?

Here.  

[Orphie]

Me:
Do you know the muffin man?
God:
What is it to you?

That meanie.  

[BleuP]

@ J http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
(He knows Spanish D: )

Me:
Welcome to Jack in the Box. My name is James. How may I help you?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like? Hey James. No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
Would you like any fries with that?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Mayo?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Sir, would you like to place an order?
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
8008135
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am credit card number IS 8008135.
Me:
You are a credit card? May I put you in my pants...pocket?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a credit card?

___________

Me:
Can you stop poking my boobs?
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you. 24.
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
You are over 3000 years old. /You/ are too old for me. D8<
God:
Yes and I am growing smarter. I have no reason to do that to you.