Corrupt a Wish

[Micarst]

Granted; I just gave you some... but the intarwebz ate them.

I wish diapers were free.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. They are free but they are all used.
I wish my grandma hadn't died.  

[Micarst]

Granted; she's alive, but she isn't YOUR grandmother.

I wish I could read every book in the world.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. but they are all large encyclopedias
I wish that I wasnt hungry  

[Micarst]

Granted... but you aren't hungry because you're dead. neutral

I wish my kids would quit taking things off the Christmas tree.  

[Hogosha neko]

Granted, but now there taking things from the kitchen.

I wish I had the ability to swap from male to female and back whenever i wanted.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. But anything after your first gender change nobody will ever remember you and you will be unable to have ANY sexual pleasures.
I wish that my wish would not get corrupted.  

[Micarst]

Granted; now it will, instead, be swallowed.

I wish I could paste hair that falls out back into my scalp.  

[Takashi_The_Dragon]

Granted. But in addition you start growing hair out of your: Back, arms, ears, legs, nose, and armpits. and all of your razors that touch your skin (or hair) expolde.
I wish I was a real dragon.  

[Micarst]

Granted... but now there are a thousand modern-day knights with fighter jets hunting you!

I wish my husband would get a sex change.  

[XxX_Dark-Maiden15XxX]

Granted but hes still has his male parts
I wish I got peanut butter  

[Coyote Master Brutus]

Granted, but its filled with dead flies, I hope you like Chunky.

I wish my wishes wouldn't come true.  

[Kage-Taisen Twilight]

Granted, but you cannot afford the tax on them so they were reposessed.

I wish Numa Numa never existed.  

[XxX_Dark-Maiden15XxX]

Granted but he's right next to you! evil
I wish there was world peace whee  

[Micarst]

Granted; but now, civilization has fallen, and the animals are laughing at our extinction.

I wish Humane Societies sent the bodies of the euthanized animals to starving countries.