+:: The Ultimate "What If..." Game ::+

[Tokioka]

I'd go to canada and woo her. Then marry her and exploit her genius! twisted

What if I became your step-dad?  

[Night Rain55]

You can't. You have to go get your diapers changed. Come on, baby! Run to the washroom.

What if a watermelon grew inside of your bathroom?  

[Tokioka]

Then I'd run and hide behind mummy! gonk -hides behind sinful and points at the watermelon-

What if Souma-chan was your mummy?  

[Night Rain55]

Impossible. She's Chinese. My mom isn't. surprised

What if your mother is a male?  

[Tokioka]

I'd be a bit freaked out. And I wouldn't let her near me lol.

What if your dad became gay?  

[Night Rain55]

Good for him. xd

What if you became gay?  

[Tokioka]

Well I wouldn't have much of a say in it. I'd just go with the flow. xd

What if YOU became gay?  

[Night Rain55]

I would have a girlfriend by now. But since I'm not, I don't have a boyfriend right now... --___-- D=<

What if you became bi-sexual?  

[Tokioka]

I'd go both ways. Literally. eek

What if eminem came to your house?  

[Night Rain55]

I'll be like "Hey, you're a Yo Yo Man. Can you gimme some money?"

What if you worked as my secretary?  

[Tokioka]

I'd be the best damn secretary you ever had! scream -takes out typewriter- stressed -fume, rage-

What if your hair was slowly falling out?  

[Night Rain55]

"Huh...? TOKI! Stop pulling out my hair and go back to work! stressed "

What if a worm was sucking on your blood?  

[xiiao-ai]

Ack!!
Leech!
-goes to get salt-
I hate leeches.
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What if you had to go to a leech-infested jungle for some research?

 

[Tokioka]

Pack a lot of salt and a load of lighters.

What if all the water in the world evaporated?  

[mikotan]

that will be the end of human race crying

what if you actually have an evil twin? whee