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 Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:33 pm
Kathulu's lightning, Topaz's water.
Do we really need to discuss science here, kids?
Kthulu wins.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:30 pm
The dark vortex that is Zylo is blasted by lightning bolts from Kath's man-made storm. However, all this does is shatter the censor stars. Kath then stars on at the cosmic nipples, unable to look away. Zylo easily wins.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:45 pm
The black hole sucks in all of dragn's animals, and then the vortex creature eats Dragn
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:01 pm
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:20 pm
J of the WIN, he has a giant syringe.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:33 pm
Huntr may have a BFS, but a fear of needles is much more common and powerful. J brandishes his syringe and chases Huntr off as he runs from the injection intention.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:35 pm
Huntr wins.
He looks badass
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 2:39 pm
Wylr may have breasts, but Hash is like a priest: he's holy-looking and prefers them young. Hash has no trouble tearing the defenseless Wylr to shreds with his shiny golden sword of semidivine retribution.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:50 pm
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:51 pm
Risk can't stand Cookie's sexy demon self. She loses her self, and givin gin to a
-viagra break-
Cookie proceeds to shout, "I WIN!"
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:19 pm
Zylo sucks Risk's trident into her black hole and then does this shadow attack while making the whole area pitch black
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:21 pm
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:29 pm
Jack manages to defeat Digi for the moment. However, Digi recovers from that battle.
Thirty years later, Digi comes back for revenge! However, due to constant cigar smoking, Jack's body has aged horribly, and he is now hooked up to several machines designed just to keep his body breathing. And yet, Jack still cries out for a smoke, a nicotine patch, anything to stop the cravings.
Digi just leaves, knowing that Jack will die in a matter of months anyways.
Digi wins.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:32 pm
Anyone who is badass enough to smoke a cigar like Jack is an instant winner in absolutely everything. He could probably walk into a casino and the machines would spit money as he walked by.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:36 pm
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