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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:03 pm
LPS just kinda kills Kyro without even trying.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:16 pm
Kathy is lazy. Kyro whacks him over the head with his guitar while hes just lounging
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:16 pm
Kath.
He has a big pointy thing Dammit J...
J wins for having no squishy parts to cut.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:25 pm
J coils around and breaks Harusames arms with his tail after each punch thrown, then strangling Harusame into an uncounscious defeat.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:33 pm
Today, on Deadliest Warrior! (Am I the only one who watches that show?)
Kenshin Kura versus Harusame Mizukishi!
We test their weapons, and their techniques, then load the data into our state-of-the-art computer simulation!
Wait, what? We don't need a simulator? You say Kenshin wins by default thanks to the big sword? well, I guess your right.
Kenshin Wins!!!
Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Rachetdude11 versus Kenshin Kura! (Oh god, you already know the end result, don't you?)
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:34 pm
Mac's reach is probably only 3 feet, whereas Kenshins sword is as tall as Mac is.
Kenshin decapitates Mac
Everything beats Rachet.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:34 pm
Left Dodge! Right Dodge! Matrix Maneuver! Killer Uppercut!
Kura goes down for the count in the first round.
Double damn. Multi-Ninja'd. Kath's Scythe chops up Ratchet's Guitar and chokes him with deadly smoke.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:35 pm
Rachetdude11 Today, on Deadliest Warrior! (Am I the only one who watches that show?)Kenshin Kura versus Harusame Mizukishi! We test their weapons, and their techniques, then load the data into our state-of-the-art computer simulation! Wait, what? We don't need a simulator? You say Kenshin wins by default thanks to the big sword? well, I guess your right. Kenshin Wins!!! Next time on Deadliest Warrior: Rachetdude11 versus Kenshin Kura! (Oh god, you already know the end result, don't you?) I watch it.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:36 pm
Hash wins. Children make the best weapons.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:39 pm
You can punch Flubber, but it doesn't really do anything to him. Cookie wins.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:42 pm
Zephyrkitty You can punch Flubber, but it doesn't really do anything to him. Cookie wins.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:44 pm
Dammit Mizu. I got gypped because of yu.
Kath swings his Scythe at Z.Kitty, but it just tinks off her platinum body. She then uses her Celestial powers to make Kath suffocate on his own smoke.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 4:47 pm
Kath reaps the souls of Hash's Lolis, thus invoking a powerful rage!
Storms, cyclones, Tornados and hurricanes spontaneously appear and engulf the arena as well a the rest of the Earth... None survive...
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:12 pm
TODAY on Deadliest Warrior! (Now we have something interesting on our hands...)
Hashire and his children attempt to battle J of the Wind. But, J is of the wind. Hurricane spawned, and Hash is hit by a Volvo. J wins.
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Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 5:13 pm
J has a big ******** win. Giant floating robot.
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